Sneaky Salmon 

The action of sneaking up behind an unsuspecting individual and then inserting one hand between that person's knees and then slapping the insides of their legs while traveling upwards, mimicking a salmon swimming upstream.

Hey bro, can you video this dudes face while I dish him up a sneaky salmon.

Sneaky Salmon by Fat2Flat April 23, 2017

Aggressive salmon 

When a man or woman gets slapped across the face with another mans limp penis like a hungry bear does during a salmon spawning feeding frenzy

She really wanted round two last night, but I had to unleash the aggressive salmon

Aggressive salmon by Battered July 8, 2017

Hot Salmon 

The ripe smell of fresh sex that took place in a hot car or a hot room.

This room smells like hot salmon. Who’s been fucking in here?

I just fucked Rachel in the backseat before picking up my mom at work. She could smell hot salmon as soon as she got in.

I don’t know why but my uncles house always smells like hot salmon.

Hot Salmon by Eaton Holgoode June 14, 2018

devastated salmon 

A gay guy who has his mouth always open for the purposes of oral sex

Kyle is a devastated salmon

devastated salmon by Knob gagger May 23, 2019

Russian Salmon Trap 

When one staples ones dickhole together and then proceed to partake in sexual intercourse with a female.

Unknown: Hey man. How was last night?
“Oh it was great we tried the Russian Salmon Trap, blood was flowing”

Russian Salmon Trap by 333PROMETHEUS January 29, 2022

Dishwasher salmon 

The end product of cooking salmon in a fucking dishwasher.

Bob: "Hey, should I cook up some salmon in the dishwasher for dinner later?"

Rod: "Don't nobody want that dishwasher salmon, motherfucker!"

Dishwasher salmon by LightningStu April 21, 2022

Punishing the Salmon 

To have a wank

I hope your grandmother doesn't walk in on me while I'm punishing the salmon.

Punishing the Salmon by Christian A. Holmes January 15, 2009