uptighty-righty

a very conservative, repressed, judgmental, fundamentalist right-winger

I cannot stand to be around my Uncle Bubba. He is such an uptighty-righty. All he does when I'm around is quote Glen Beck, Rush Limbaugh, and the Bible.

by hmcdesq August 30, 2010

Tucked right up

To been taken advantage of, usually but not always in the workplace.

' I got tucked right up this morning in my monthly review' or ' Thats the fourth week in a row I've put the trash out, your tucking me right up' . Point of note: when describing how you got tucked up, or how you tucked someone up, for amusement purposes do the actions of tucking blankets into the side of an occupied bed.

by Tradesize December 9, 2010

as right as my jerk hand

Confirmation/acceptance of something, referring to the speakers handedness for masturbation.

Brenda: You said we’re meeting at 1:30 for coffee, right?
Samuel: You’d be as right as my jerk hand with that.

by wordfanagler January 2, 2019

wilburs_right.asscheek

A good moot and makes funny content

wilburs_right.asscheek has the best TikTok account

by Olie592 December 28, 2021

straighten up and fly right

Get your shit together--and keep it together.

If you don't straighten up and fly right, I'll have to call the police, and they'll do it for you!

by Quadrasaurus Rex March 3, 2016

tana mongeau is quaking right now

1.absolutely shook
2.some shady stuff is going down.

1. grayson dolan just posted a shirtless pic... tana mongeau is quaking right now

2.my boyfriend just blocked me on twitter. tana mongeau is quaking right now.

by graysongirl99 August 9, 2017

Your sister was right

You’re a wanker, complete wanker. A fucking waste of time :/

(One of Wilbur Soot’s songs, found in the album “Your City Gave Me Asthma”)

I hate to say it, but your sister was right.

by Dreamnap March 18, 2021