high riders

High riders are breasts that are positioned significantly higher up than average on the female chest without requiring any support to do so. The exact opposite of two tennis balls in a pair of panty-hose.

Did you see the high riders on that waitress?

Weird...one stripper has hangers but the other has high riders.

by Lou_III December 27, 2006

Ridonkulous

When something is more than just ridiculous, even over-whelming.

Vince: The pressure is fucking ridonkulous!!

by Massuka February 23, 2010

Houdini Rider

Although the main definition for Houdini is the rapid spit and coming technique, the other known one involves having anal sex, to then pull out and be quickly replaced by a partner. You then run in front of her, and start dancing, causing a magical sensation.
The Houdini Rider is a mixture between Riding the Bull, and Houdini, as your friend is then to hold on to her as long as possible. If the female is too drunk to even notice you magically appeared in front of her, you are to trigger this by screaming something out to make her pull out.

Hey (to friend), you want to try out the Houdini Rider on Jane tonight?
Hell yeah! I bet I can beat your 23 second record.

by qk December 28, 2007

American Veterans Cock Riders MC

The American Veterans Cock Riders MC is a "gang" based in Albuquerque New Mexico. They are probably the weakest bitches in the world second only to the Area 51 Motorsports gang. They claim to not be a gang but to be a group that supports veterans but nothing could be further from the truth. Two members had the audacity to attack their nephew who lived with them due to the fact he wouldn't take their gay sons sexual advances. They took their nephew to a local burger restaraunt and told the waitresses to poison his food. They also attempted to kill their nephew by leaving him out in sub zero temperatures. Their murder attempt failed because he overheard them discussing the murder plot the night prior. They think they are big and tough but are a bunch of race traitors who side with wetback mexicans over their own blood. They are sick disgusting evil subhumans who pretend to be republicans. Literally noone likes them.

The American Veterans Cock Riders MC sure are a bunch of race traitor wannabe conservative criminal subhuman scum. The Albuquerque chapter is especially gay with their weird gay bondage fetish.

by SavannahAfrica July 31, 2019

Polish Horse-Rider

Breaking a bottle of chloroform to knock a horse unconscious, then proceeding to insert the horse's penis into your own ass or a partner's, only to have the horse awake mid-fuck and ram the individual's asshole so hard it ruptures his or her intestinal wall and they bleed out. Usually the death occurs in the field, the hospital bed or during the act itself.

Robert: What the hell happened to Todd, I heard he died?

Lee: He totally chloroformed that horse to try to have it fuck him, but it woke up and totally Polish Horse-Rider'd the shit out of him. Literally.

Robert: Shit, well what the fuck happened to the horse? I was going to fuck it.

by Ernest P. Worrel July 25, 2009

Dick rider

A dick rider is slang that came from NJ. It means a person who always annoy someone or aggravates them. They would constantly bother you with something until they make you mad about it. Most of the time they do this to get attention from you or everyone else. They could be the person that annoys you the most. A group of people could also be dick riders.

Example: He's such a dick rider.

Example 2: This school always dick riding. ("This school" meaning the teachers or the school in general.)

by urban.shxt December 5, 2018

Nazi Low Riders

Prison gang stemming from white pride background to a new and unique criminally established threat to America's streets and crime facilities.

They watch az the Nazi Low Riders prove themselves amongst doubtful rivals and recieve respect as well as power.

by Azee December 13, 2008