ratchet oven

When you smell check a girl and lift the blanket like a dutch oven and her vagina smells ratchet. The smell smacks you in the face like a dutch oven fart. Thats a "ratchet oven".

Smell check, then lift the blankets and smack in your face like a dutch oven...
"Yo B... Get your dirty ratchet vagina out of my bed!"

Example- (conversation between friends)
Boy- "Yea one time i messed with this stripper chic, i did the smell check. I got all comfy under my covers and woosh it hit me in the face smelling like shit box"
Girl- "ewe, now thats what you call a ratchet oven"
Boy- "LMAO, Damn right, I told that nasty b*tch to get her dirty self out of my bed"
Girl- "Dont let that happen again"

by S.Dot Sweets July 10, 2012

she ratchet

A girl that doesn't know how to stay out of nobody's business and all up in peoples girl

Why is she always up in space? She ratchet

by Tae Tae November 22, 2017

reach-around

A reach-around is when 2 men are having anal sex and the one at the back reaches round and gives the man being bummed a hand job as he is receiving no pleasure from the sodomy

"You wouldn't have the common courtesy to give someone a reach-around."

by Luncheonman December 11, 2004

Ratchet Animal

A non flying bird thing. it talks like a parrot but it can only say RAAATCHET. Similiar to an "Hellen Keller" parrot, but only at the end of the movie when she said wa wa

deformed baby parrot, talking penguin, ratchet animal

by intelligentguy89 January 1, 2012

Ratchet Bag

a Hoe or Loose woman's bag to carry miscellaneous items to make tight situations easier to get out of.

"Shit! My wife is at the front door, hide!"
Ratchet says"Fu*k That!" and
Proceeds to pull parachute from ratchet bag and escapes out the window.

by leathercakes October 27, 2011

Halo: Reach

A game where you help master chief get his reach toothbrush.

Master cheif: You there soldier! are you ready to help me get my Reach toothbrush back from the Arbiter?
PreOrder Halo: Reach today and get a free Reach toothbrush!

by This is a joke obviously September 14, 2010

Top-Gun Reacharound

The act of masturbating your co-pilot as he sits in front of you, after sedating him with rohypnol, followed by crashing the plane at the point of his sleepy orgasm.

I could really do with a Top-Gun Reacharound but I have neither an F-16 nor any date-rape drugs.

by Chad Staddler July 5, 2006