Rectal Thermometer

The act of sticking a digit into your female partners anus, while engaging in intercourse, in order to gauge that womans boundries or limitations concerning further action, up the old dirt road.

Clint: "Yo Dan, why you got a black eye man?"
Dan: "Yo, Michel socked me in the eye-face after I gave her a Rectal Thremometer. I guess I won't find out how pink her sock is."
Clint: "Awe fo' real doh?"
Dan: "Naw, billdo."

by Dan Jewell February 24, 2005

rectal rooter

Destruction of the virgin anal canal by rectum plumbers

Oily shit hole

by none November 30, 2003

rectal examination

An exploration of the anus, colon and large intestines either digitally(a "finger wave") or by a Sigmoidoscope (the "Silver Stallion") to detect polyps, pre-cancerous lesions or early cancer.

Don't believe the proctologist when he tells you that you'll only experience mild discomfort when they video your colon...it feels like they sent an angry dwarf up your ass with a camcorder strapped to his spiked helmet.

by harry flashman July 17, 2003

Rectal Bandit

Another term for Homosexual's. Used in a joking way.

1. SHIT! Don't scare me you rectal bandit

2. Hah look at him, he is defenatly a rectal bandit

by Mr.F September 16, 2008

reptar princess

a girl or gay guy who is the ultimate form or pwnage! They are funny, cute, nice but know how to kick an ass or two. They can be your best friends, best lover, or your worst nightmare!

damn that girl is an reptar princess

by :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD July 5, 2010

reatard

Someone who is too stupid to notice the material with which your body is made.

you OK reatard?
I am wood
stupid.

by poudink January 1, 2021

Irish Recharge

***Very Rare*** Similar to a Yeti sighting…, but has been chronicled after an early ‘Irish Goodbye’ Paddy is woken by the sound of the drunken mates still partying downstairs and goes back for the ‘Hair of the Dog’

Where did Dad go??? He is upstairs doing an ‘Irish Recharge’

by BMF! November 24, 2022