The most extreme state of getting pwned; getting extremely owned usually by a pwner.
"dude i just got hit in the face... i got chronicled!"
by BobbyV April 01, 2008
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Ridiculous. London rhyming slang for the shortened 'ridic' by way of the popular Vin Diesel film 'The Chronicles of Riddick'.
Mate, where did you get them trainers? They're fucking chronicles.
by E8mate September 26, 2013
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Ridiculous; derived from the film title 'The Chronicles of Riddick' and playing upon the homophoneity between 'Riddick' and ridic.
"I ate 17 chicken nuggets last night."
"That's chronicles."
by Zapsta March 07, 2009
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stories about being high or trips you hear about or tell friends, usually during seshes. Gets its name from chronic.
me and my friends cheefed a phat bowl, and through the hazy smoke told them of my adventures and chronicles being blitzed
by sebastiancee January 27, 2008
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a story you tell about a time you were high on chronic
yo bro i got a chronicle for you! so me and my friends were smoking the other day and...
by asscrankerjack69 January 16, 2012
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is Chronicles a name? is it a country? is it a plant? is it a type of food? We will never know.
Chronicles: wsp
Me: ur name is a piece of shit
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A Found-footage, Sci-fi, Thriller, Drama film from 2012 about three Seattle high school teenagers who gain Telekinesis through a mysterious gem-like material in a hole in the ground after attending a rave. The Protagonist Andrew Detmer has a shitty life he gets bullied in school, on the streets, abusive father, dying mother, unpopular etc. The telekinesis starts to affect the 3 main character's psyche, with Andrew having the power go to his head and he becomes the "Villain" and with Matt becoming the "Hero" , (Also Steve dies but he probably would've turned a Hero.)

One of the best movies ever to debut ever, I still watch it in 2017 till this day.
"A lion does not feel guilty when it kills a gazelle, you do not feel guilty when you squash a fly....and I just think that means something.... I just really think that means something". (Crushes Car) - Andrew Detmer (Chronicle 2012)
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