Racecar

(n) 1. A car that goes z00000m!!!
2. A word a dyslexic child can not speak or write incorrectly.

1. The racecar fugged up all the other cars on the track... cuz they're gay and not z00my fast...
2. The child meant to say racecar, only instead he said racecar.

by ChaosChronicle January 6, 2004

Rance

Diving in a sporting contest in an attempt to trick the officials and subsequently gain an unfair advantage. Named in honour of the Australian footballer, Alex Rance, who made the practice an art form.

"Once he realised he was unable to win fairly, he decided to rance for a free."

by scarce_sense June 22, 2018

Race Nod

A specific variation of a "Nod Of Acknowledgement" between two minorities of the same race. A Race Nod is exchanged between two persons of similar ethnicity, amongst a dominant population of a different ethnicity. No words will be spoken.

Scenario #1: "JD gave Dwight a Race Nod at the Korean wedding, as they were the only white dudes there."

Scenario #2: "JD's wife gave Dwight's wife a Race Nod, as they were the only Koreans at the Heavy Metal concert."

Scenario #3: "Leroy and Sun Yee both exchanged Race Nods with Punjab and Sheniqua at the mall, because they were the only mixed couples in the building."

by JizzleDizzle October 26, 2005

race

1. An intellectual tent to house the functionally retarded. Notice that among the first lessons taught about race are its complete invalidity. The fact that it is still promulgated through society is more a sign that there are (many) adults out there who are willing to believe in something they know and experience as directly contradictory with and/or useless to describe reality. Take any signs of an individuals racism as a sign that you should deeply lower this person's value; treat it as either a dealbreaker in the relationship or valid excuse to mainpulate and/or enslave them.
2. Something subpar lawyers and teachers love

“Critical race theorists, such as Kimberle Crenshaw, reject not only the essentialist view that race guarantees particular aptitudes, but also its "vulgar anti-essentialist" flip-side that concludes that, since race isn't a biological fact, it must be irrelevant. Instead, critical race theorists work from an assumption that race is both "not real" and "real"; real "in the sense that there is a material dimension and weight to the experience of being 'raced' in American society, a materiality that in significant ways has been produced and sustained by law.."

by apolloscock August 28, 2017

milk race

when a group of teenager lads have a group masturbation session to see who will come first.

hey mates ive got some porn lets have a milk race.

by grumpyboy September 26, 2005

Critical Race Theory

A tactic used by many African Americans that ignores their own culture and their inability to maintain a stable functioning society. They view everything through a racial perspective.

The critical race theory is taught in schools today and the scary fact is that the Democrats are all for it.

by MrTrayBorrosInCo January 16, 2022

ricer racer

a street racer who drives a highly upgraded/souped up japanese import, typically including an ungodly large wing. see rice burner.

ricer racer: my honda accord has two turbos, a NOS kit, a cold air intake, a borla exhaust system, and a carbon fiber wing.
dude:nice?
ricer racer: fuckin right.

by jenou February 25, 2008