Preston

A 5'5" Millennial douchebag who likes to bang women twice his age, wears kids shoe size 11s, punches like a girl, drinks Natty Ice, hates people who smoke cigarettes, but fills a bottle of Mtn Dew with spit in one day with Coppenhagen Wintergreen, drives a fucked up Chevy Monte Carlo, and has a shitty goatee.

"My mom is dating a douchebag. He's definitely a Preston!"

by MyMomsBFsucks97 January 8, 2020

Preston

A guy that will never get a job

Oh so your a Preston

by Maddyowens February 24, 2020

preston lewis

A light skin fuck boy jerk who leads girls on but knows that he can’t commit to one.

Preston lewis is an asshole.

by Shhsbwkwbedbsmwl May 15, 2020

Preston

A extreme simp that acts hella gay towards boys and can never pull any type of chick even if a girl likes him his standard is too high to say yes. He's also ugly, fat, has yellow teeth, his breath be stink.

Preston: Damn girl you fine look at this money I have date me
Allegra: Thanks but no you have no game sorry
Preston: Fuck you then you dumbass hoe

by Baljeet the 3rd October 29, 2020

Preston

When you Preston something you paint it or disguise an item you stole from someone else so they won’t recognize it.

Let’s preston this box so he won’t know it was his.

by BreakingBrandy October 17, 2020

Preston

A man that has the biggest when I say biggest the biggest dick you have ever seen 10 inches. He has black hair and can pull and girl. He can fuck a girl leaving them wet and him wetter. His favorite position is the helicopter, this position that he uses can destroy a GIRL ANAL under 2 second.

Daddy Preston pound my pussy real good.

by dogwater89 November 22, 2021

preston

he has a big black shlong

look at that guy he has a preston shlong

by xeretz November 24, 2021