Penile Sneeze

The act of ejaculating.

"I asked her for a Kleenex and then gave her a penile sneeze.'

by Jackie Jehovah November 19, 2010

pengilicious

means amazingly cool. something thats pengilicious could be something you're jealous of, you want, or you think the person who owns it (could be shoes, a hoody, hair?) it should be happy to own it.

'that is PENGILICIOUS, fam' said _______ about _____'s new outfit.

by PenguinMountain April 24, 2011

penile injector

the art of pounding vag.
laying pipe.
A porn ster is a penile injector

"john terry is a penile injector"

"Ron Jeremy is a penile injector"

"every bloke is a penile injector that has sex"

by fuckshu January 13, 2011

Pencil Worm

an extremely skinny but very very long penis. it penetrates you like a pencil with that sharp tip (def circumcised) but once in you it slithers like a very horny worm. to be pencil wormed is to live like you never have. being pencil wormed is an honor. cherish it.

Nicci: how was he?
Megan: holy shit he pencil wormed me all night long...
Nicci: UHH D'NOH D'NOH...
Megan: i know.

by ricky tricky dicky June 19, 2011

penciled in

1) to have a temporary plan to do something with someone.

2) to insert your penis into a butt and/or vagina.

1) "Your appointment is penciled in for 7:00."

2) "I was penciled in with Sarah last night."

by awkbitch July 27, 2013

penile fromage

Penile fromage the term frogs or other homosexual French people would use in place of the term penis cheese or smegma

Jacques, I will pass on the second grilled penile fromage sandwich. Merci.

by the one and only PRO-B May 1, 2016

PENILE CHOCOLATE FLAPJACK

When you're having anal sex with a female and you get erectile dysfunction during intercourse and your dick goes into the shape of a square and when you pull it out the tip is covered in shit looking like a slice of chocolate flapjack

I had anal for the first time last night and when I pulled out I went full penile chocolate flapjack

by Fuckknuckles November 4, 2016