[HALF PAST FUCK]

HALF PAST FUCK is a colourful and expletive measurement of time or hour, most commonly indicating that the time in question is inconvenient or unreasonable to the party making use of the term.
"I had to get up for work at half past fuck this morning to make it to the new job site by 6.30am"

"I really can't be bothered going out tonight boys....I have a massive day on tomorrow and if I go out clubbing I will wind up drinking way too much and I won't get home until half past fuck either...too hard..."

"I got a call at bloody half past fuck last night from some offshore call centre."
by K9Guy October 06, 2009
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Past wife experience

Higher level of appreciation for your current lover from the past experience
Tony truly is the mythical Italian lover often mistaken by hippies as experienced by LSD permanently open It wasn’t acid he dropped it was moving on from his past wife experience and her ambulance front that would have been his hearse

Note to self if you’re driving a hearse and it’s on fire get out it’s an unfavorable pragmatic indicator
by Tonythetiler November 27, 2017
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space paste

The crust that forms on the side of your face from the drool that collected as you slept.
Babe, you have space paste all over your cheek.
by Speercabbit September 25, 2008
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Roblox Copy And Pastes

Roblox Copy And Pastes are girls who usually play Animations: Mocap, Ragdoll engine, etc. They can also sometimes be found in adopt me like the Roblox Slenders. Their names usually start with A.

They usually wear: Black and red hair, beautiful hair for beautiful people, clean black spikes, roblohunk hair, stitchface, black clothes (sometimes white), basic biker shorts, (rich ones wear korblox and playful)

they also sometimes online date.
brockenboyjay: Ooh! Look at those Roblox Copy And Pastes!
83klies: I wonder if we should talk to them?
brockenboyjay: We should! I bet they'll like us!
83klies: Your right they probably like us! We should go to them now!
by Dahloya October 09, 2020
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Cut and Paste Activist

A recent phenomena that has increased with the popularity of Facebook where individuals who used to mail out chain letters can now show their friends how much they "care" by simply cutting & pasting a status update about a hot political or social issue. It is clear that this person really cares based on the "effort" dedicated to the cause. God forbid they actually volunteer some of their time or donate a few bucks to the cause - no they've made the ultimate sacrifice of select, copy & paste & we're all better thanks to their efforts.
The whole Casey Anthony verdict has the Cut and Paste Activists going bat shit crazy on Facebook.
by Truthteller1629 July 30, 2011
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paste-eater

Someone refined in the art of inserting his/her finger in the nostril and munching on the contents.
Ralph Wiggim is such a paste-eater.
by Pub O'Brien May 24, 2005
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Half-past Hell

A term used to describe a place that experiences high temperatures and humidity for prolonged periods of time, usually in the triple digits.
Tim: Man, it's been 107 degrees for the past week!

James: What do you expect? We live half-past Hell!
by Kresnik June 08, 2011
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