parli

A kid who has way too many air force one sneakers and stl cardinals hats. He claims to have an inside-outside game on the court, but really has neither. He is probably best known for having a front row seat for jg packing murph's shit up onto the rook.

Yo, that kid is wack on the court--hes such a parli

by stl31463105 February 9, 2009

Rehanging Parliament (UK)

When a male adjusts his genitalia after his "member" (penis) slides out of his underwear through the gusset (briefs) or leg holes (boxer shorts)

Terminology

Hanging left :

. Voting New Labour
. Voting Labour
. Voting Miliband/The current leader of the Labour party

In the middle (inside the underwear)

. Parliament is in session
. The Liberal Democrats/ Lib-Dems are keeping the peace

. Clegg/leader of the Lib-Dems is in the office
. Parliament is organised

Hanging Right a.k.a:

. Voting Conservative

. Voting Tory
. Voting Cameron/The current leader of the Tory party

When the member/penis has been reinserted comfortably into the underwear/gusset of the underwear / the situation has been resolved:

. The ballots have counted
. The lib-dems/minority party have spoken
. Parliament is in session

A husband and wife are at home watching a movie when the husband fidgits, the wife notices the husband adjusting himself.

Wife: What are you doing?

husband: Rehanging parliament

Wife: What?

husband: I should be voting lib-dem, not labour

- Rehanging Parliament (uk)

by Mad_Jack January 2, 2011

Ballin parlay

parlay is french for talk. Ballin Talk. Sounds so southern don't it?

Look at Big Pokey in his maybach!

Now thats ballin parlay

by DarkSunIsClearSky September 9, 2019

Paralyzer

n. This sex move occurs when the man and woman are in the Missionary position, and the man somehow puts all of his strength and effort and thrusts so hard, the woman practically moans with anger and emotion, and cannot move for quite a while.

Dude, I just gave Becky a paralyzer. She couldn't move for five minutes!

by Fruityr March 19, 2008

parler trick

The act of making Nazis disappear from conventional social media, such as Facebook and Twitter.

After the November 2020 election, there was a mass exodus of right wingers from traditional social media in what appears to be the greatest Parler trick ever.

by Cashman73 November 9, 2020

pardy

the older, more polite persons word for 'fart'

roger:oh i say, what is that smell?
jane:why pardon me roger, i do believe ive just done a pardy!

by viccichick July 14, 2005

Parky's

Basically the shorthand version for Parkinson's.

Our substitute teacher in British Literature is the worst in our school, she is always high on marijuana and suffers Parky's.

by The Real Driller May 21, 2018