melford

A guy who is usually a dick and has anger issues. He hates being wrong and always has to be right. He can make good pizza.

Janice- OMGOODNESS! He is such a Melford. Eww!

by Scarlette Olivia Davenport March 29, 2015

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46ed myself

jerking off; but experiencing a better orgasm than normal

I was having Skype sex with Grant last night and I totally 46ed myself!

by Furrysex September 26, 2010

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I've finally done it. I made a text go blue. I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world a favor! :)

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I've finally done it. I made a text go blue. I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world a favor! :)

by Stupid Af July 23, 2021

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Off myself

When you are so done with yourself or something that you did

"I can't believe you've done this"

Over it

Done

I just can't anymore

*makes full on breakfast (eggs, pancakes, coffee, bacon) accidentally bumps table and entire breakfast falls on the floor 5 minutes before you have to leave* "I'm so off myself right now."

by someoneuknow1 December 15, 2017

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