Moesha

Another word for Moobs

OMG! did you see Josh's Big Moesha's! He needs a bra or something!

by F-I-Z-Z-L-E February 8, 2009

Molestache

Any moustache, beard, sideburns, or any combination of aforementioned types of facial hair grown in such a way, or worn by such a person, as to convey a sense of creepiness; short for 'molester moustache.' Originally coined by
Abraham Finkbeinner in some filthy frathouse basement.

Isaac, you filthy man! With that woodland camo hat, plaid shirt, and tattered jeans, your otherwise respectable facial hair has become a Molestache!!

Look at that creepy guy in that panel van, with the mullet and Molestache.

by Stephen Nazzaro August 29, 2006

modest mouse

A mouse who crys at night because it thinks that it is fat.

Minnie mouse is a modest mouse

by Crampas March 9, 2005

moleskine

an over-priced notepad that could be purchased elsewhere for a considerably cheaper price

Moleskines are expensive

Person 1: Wow, this dinner is so expensive!
Person 2: Yes it is, but we could have purchased 1/2 a moleskin instead if you prefer..
Person 1: No way

by Oh, him again August 5, 2011

Mokes

Someone who does heads. They have many head doing traits. Similar to word loser.

Shannon is a mokes. She is annoying

by Dr. Einstein July 4, 2008

the molester man

The remake of the muffin man.

Have u met the molester man?
The molester man?
The molester man?
Have u met the molester man?
Who lives on rapey lane.

by cartman5000 July 27, 2004

Hector da Molester

One who has major blue balls and thinks repeatedly about molesting anything he can get his hands on (excluding kids you sickos)including goats and himself with desperate attempts at trying the stranger. Other than the sexual starvation, he is a very fun, caring, once in a lifetime 'sappy' nucca who can't see love when it stares him in the face.

I loveeee my bud Hector da Molester even if he eats curry and screws goats.

by truey January 21, 2009