Nicaraguan Happy Meal

A bunch of bananas containing a very large and very angry spider.

Pedro just opened up a Nicaraguan happy meal and got his finger taken off by the toy surprise!

Nicaraguan Happy Meal by Hydra Shaftoe February 26, 2010

The Happy Meal 

To insert a popular value menu item, such as a Wendy's Bacon Double Cheeseburger or McDonald's Big Mac, into your lady's sweet poonany, and proceed to eat her out.

Tom: Hey broho, I just totally gave Cindi The Happy Meal!
Reg: Get the fuck out brotha!
Tom: Yeah man. Tasty eats!
Koolaid Guy: Ohhh yeaaaah!!

The Happy Meal by El Contractore January 14, 2008

Counter Meal 

It's a meal eaten at the counter of a bar or pub in Australia. It's generally a single set meal for the day that can be ordered at a pub.

Jack and John popped into the pub and enjoyed a hearty counter meal of roast beef, potatoes and peas.

Counter Meal by peanutbutterjellygirl June 21, 2012

shit your meal

verb; 1. to relieve one's meal through excretory means.
2. to be so afraid one shits themself.
3. a common phrase used in 90's rap describing the action of beating the 'meal' out of someone.

1. "Oh my god, Marie, you scared me so badly I shit my meal!"
2. While watching Saw V, Lauren became so frightened she unwillingly shit her meal.
3. After being mercilessly beaten by Maggie, you shit your meal.

shit your meal by mejinkel January 19, 2009

I'll put you in a fucking happy meal! 

A negative verbal attack towards someone; in regards to the famous fast-food chain's kids meal.

Usually made by when: angry, confused, inebriated, or completely out of the conversational loop.

"Yeah the happy meals were awesome!"

Drunkard, " I'll put you in a fucking happy meal!"

I'll put you in a fucking happy meal! by JL Azulobo April 9, 2010

Hot Meal 

When one person places cling film over their mouth, whilst the other shits, ejaculates and pisses in the cling film. The guy then shoves his erect penis through the film, giving the reciever a "hot meal"

Dave: I gave Jess a hot meal last night

Andy: Delicious

Hot Meal by Matthew Langton October 7, 2007

Kennedy Meal 

A liquid meal consisting of alcohol

Johnny: "What did you have for breakfast?"
Janey: "I had a Kennedy breakfast."

Kennedy Meal by Biggie Wilson June 7, 2005