masterbation

Karate teacher named Bation

Thank you for calming me down Master Bation

by Speas March 9, 2003

Masterbate

Masturbation for professionals.

"You spelled masturbate wrong."
"Your masturbation is only amateur. When you do it as much as me it becomes masterbate."

by Niladen September 3, 2013

anus master

grand champion, and supreme master of the anus

when i had a life threatning anus disease, i went to seek help from the anus master. i had to travel for many months into the mountains, but i at last found his temple. i approached his throne and told him of my problems, then he just nodded and i felt a great sensation deep in my rectum. then i felt calm and i was at last cured.

by Hakko November 23, 2004

Master Chief

Short for Master Chief Petty Officer. The Master Chief Petty Officer is the ninth, and highest, enlisted rank in the U.S. Navy, just above Senior Chief Petty Officer, and is a non-commissioned officer. They are referred to as Master Chief in most circumstances.

Advancement to Master Chief Petty Officer is similar to that of Chief Petty Officer and Senior Chief Petty Officer. It carries requirements of time in service, superior evaluation scores, specialty examinations, and peer review. A Senior Chief Petty Officer can only advance if the existing master chiefs approve.

A Master Chief Petty Officer is purely administrative and is usually tied closely with the Commanding Officer, except possibly when the command is very large (e.g. an aircraft carrier). Their uniform reflects this administrative duty; becoming similar to that of an officer, albeit with different insignia than an officer.

The master chief came down here and busted those guys asses for being drunk on board ship.

by jt October 17, 2004

masterbacin'

what you do when looking at bacon porn.

Last night, when I was looking at bacon porn, I started masterbacin'

by cjsnickers April 23, 2009

Master Sesh

When a person or group of people smoke(s) a massive amount of marijuana in one sitting.

Stoner 1: "Homie, my friend and I had a master sesh last night. We smoked a quad between the two of us."

by JDRstoned August 17, 2009

masterbatum

when someone offers you a choice between two things and you decline both and decide to masterbate instead

joey:listen man, you can either come with me to the grocery store or go make your own dinner, your choice.

penisface92: fuck you man, im about turn that ultimatum into a masterbatum.

joey:fine asshole, do what you want, youre never gonna get a girlfriend.

by penisface92 September 17, 2011