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Lying Camel

A woman involved in a relationship with someone who's occupation requires them to be out of town for periods of time or lives a distance away, but has sex with others as soon as he leaves town.
Lucy; “Your girlfriend left the bar last night and went to a hotel with a grease-ball.”
Charles; "But she promised me when it came to sex she's like a camel!”
Lucy; “Wow! What a lying camel!”
Lying Camel by EBGB September 26, 2011
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A girl who is a mystery to herself loves to think of herself as ugly but is anything but she is shy but around her friends she is out going she has a passion for art she is flawless but believes otherwise. She is one of the greatest people you could ask for. Smart, beautiful,kind, artistic,and not fake is the type of person I love.
Thats Lydia one of the greatest people ever known.
Lydia by Ugly artist July 14, 2018
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lying for the lord 

Lying for the Lord, is similar to lying for Jesus, but this phrase is particularly associated with the Mormon church (The church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints).

Lying for the Lord is when a Member of the Mormon church gives information which they know is false - or fails to admit to something which they know is true - to make their church seem better, or less corrupt (or less weird) than it really is

The Mormon tradition of lying for, or about, their religion goes back to the founder, Joseph Smith

Joseph Smith, in "Address of the Prophet—His Testimony Against the Dissenters at Nauvoo", delivered Sunday, May 26, 1844, Joseph Smith stated:

"What a thing it is for a man to be accused of committing adultery, and having seven wives, when I can only find one. I am the same man, and as innocent as I was fourteen years ago."

as the Mormon's own genealogical files will reveal, at this time Joseph Smith had many polygamous "wives"

this is not the first example of the Mormon church lying for the lord - it is simply the best known of many lies Propagated by the Mormon church, continuing throughout the whole history of the Mormon church.

Currently the Mormon church employes semi-official 'apologists' to try and defend themselves against the many sources which reveal the historical lies of the Church - semi official so the church can maintain 'plausible deniability'
"the Mormon religion is in no way related to masonry. It's just a religion, just like any other religion. (It's not a cult. I would know. I am Mormon.)"

"You know that's not true, and I think you're trying to make your church look better by Lying for the Lord"

Ross Lynch

Ross Lynch is a fucking adorable hot celeb who used to be on this iconic show “ Austin and ally.” It’s decemeber, and twitter stans officially named Ross the white boy of the month. That means they each month of the year, Twitter stans pick a white boy, preferably having curly brown hair and is a skinny/built body to cry over for the month. Which later we will ditch and next month find a new hot white boy.
Did you see Ross Lynch singing “ can’t get my eyes off of you” at the riptide music festival. He was so fucking hot.
Ross Lynch by Whtemanswhore December 24, 2018

ross lynch

the HOTTEST man alive
ross lynch is the hottest man alive I want him to have my kids
A literal queen! She’s outgoing and super fun she’s a real baddie boys so don’t play her. She’s thick af and super sweet, 10/10 recommended!
Omg did you see lyci ? She’s bad af
You better not play lyci she’s one of a kind.
lyci by Real hipster22 May 30, 2020

i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b 

“I love you so much but I don’t know how to tell you because I know you don’t love me back.”
me: i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b
her: what does that mean
me: nvm