juniper

referring to the song by Donovan, 'Jennifer Juniper', term of affection, normally referring to someone named Jennifer.

Jennifer Juniper, how are you today?

by ihatedogs April 5, 2009

junior man pad

The apartment of a heterosexual bachelor that is extra-ordinarily well decorated, enough so that his sexuality is questioned.

Nice junior man pad - i ain't seen a guys place deco'd out like this before -you sure you're not gay?

by Jbt003 November 6, 2007

Junior Ski Trip

A "ski trip" for the junior classes where the students each pitch in money to rent out a m/hotel, get some alc and go ballistic from friday till sunday (usually). Transportation is in party buses and surely you can pay off the driver to do crazy shit on that bus.
Like the Nike slogan - Just Do It

Junior Ski Trip:

Print out a false field trip form, put a price tag on it, make ur parents sign it and give u cash, hope they dont call the school asking about it. Have fun, party, don't attract cops.

by TheDJMB January 6, 2010

Juniper Wings

A mixed drink consisting of:

1 part gin
3 parts red bull
3 parts coca-cola

Damn, I got fucked up off those juniper wings last night!

by LU stoners October 23, 2011

Junkpot

Peice of shit, worthless.

You like my new Chevy?

No, its a junkpot.

by AustinVH January 28, 2012

Junior's Law

Any conversation, if long enough, will eventually have a sexual reference.

Guy 1: "Did you see that catch? How he held onto that ball was crazy!"

Guy 2: "Must've learned from your mom. She had a grip on my balls last night."

Gut 1: "Seriously? Pulling Junior's Law at a football game? Just wrong."

Guy 2: "Suck a dick."

by Lilbigwill08 October 18, 2016

Junior Behavior

Aberrant behavior displayed by criminal athletes, many of whom are juniors or have produced a junior.

He displayed some true junior behavior when he did all that cocaine.

by Doodleoogle May 22, 2018