Johnstevening

To fold for absolutely no reason during a hand of poker. Coined from the WSOP star John Stevenson.

For god sake would you stop johnstevening so we can put some money into this game

by holdemifyagotem October 19, 2010

Johnstinate

To be a dick and tell a story about something that happened by acting it out loudly, banging on the table inappropriately or shouting out louder than it actually happened.

I get it...you were mad and slammed it down on the table. No need to Johnstinate that for me.

by robversion2011 July 6, 2011

johntroversial

causing johntroversy

The Daily Show with John Stewart tackles controversial issues most "real" news networks would rather just pretend away.

"Um, don't you mean JOHNtroversial issues?"

by JohnnyApocalypse May 9, 2012

Johntail

little dick ass nigga who gets his heart broken from time to time

Lots of people are johntails in this world

by hugh munguslol October 16, 2016

Johned

When someone orders food but that someone isn't there in time to pick it up.

"Goosh, I really Johned that pizza, didn't I?"

by Einerstürmf December 13, 2016

johnathea

A Beautiful girl with some anger issues.... everyone will love to be her friend and all the hotties love her too ;)

person 1 - Omg look at johnathea she's such a hottie!
person 2 - ikr...... literally dying!!!

by LegitSyd December 25, 2016

johnessia

Fucking asshole...hot girl with a dimple. Cheats and copies other ppl' s work. Nice and kind but rude at times. Greedy and loud.

Johnessia talked behind my back... Although I have to say she's pretty

by Rude and mean February 22, 2017