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Jank

A unit of measurement that is approximately equivalent to the distance light travels in a perfect vacuum in 1/300000000th of second.
Bro 1: Bro how long is your jawn?
Bro 2: It is 1 jank.
Bro 1: Sick!
by PlancksConstant January 16, 2025
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Brad Janke

Brad Janke is just a Delight to be around, but makes a very mediocre Chili and Brisket. Despite that minor flaw, he is gregarious, firm in his beliefs, and deeply loyal to those he allows to be in his life. If you have a Brad Janke in your life you are a lucky individual!
We should all strive to be a Brad Janke.
by CDawg255 December 28, 2020
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Jank-swanking

A substitute for “god damn
You jank-swanking jerk!
by Look_it’s_a_wha June 26, 2022
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Jank

plural: janx

definition: male version of treesh, some boy who acts brand new, hoes around and treats you like shiit
Her: You heard what Manuel did at the party?

Me: Yeah he and his boys are janx

Marisa: Ooo who is the new boy?

George: Yeah but he a jank
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Jank

Something that is shitty or ghetto. Best to use it when referring to someone or something that isn’t on your level.
Damn bro that old ass car is jank. “

“That broke boy be actin jank as fuck.”
by YungBlood May 19, 2019
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Jank

The ultimate word. Jank describes both negative and positive, good and bad, happy and sad. The most contextual and versatile word in the English language, jank will live on through to the end of time.
"Man! I had so much fun, this night was so jank!"

"This test is so hard! It's friggin jank!"

"What did you think of the production yesterday?"
"Overall I thought it was pretty damn jank! But The lighting was a little too jank for my liking"
by Courtjester13 June 6, 2015
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Jank

A term used for Crystal meth. Originated in N. Carolina by a girl who’s initials are S.R.
We gotta get some Jank, that’s fendi
by Hoytsrompah September 8, 2020
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