Jambon

Man who likes ham and will do anything to fill his face with it- typically seen lurking around pig farms and supermarket back alleys looking for any scraps.

Did you see Marshall last night- he was so busy being a jambon that he didn't notice all loose women trying play with his earthworm.

by Max Meadway August 7, 2007

Jammed Up

1. Not being able to make a competent play because of either an inability to make a timely decision on how to strike or another player causing mental interference.

2. In ping pong, when a defensive player cannot decide whether to use a forehand or backhand resulting in an awkward combination of unathletic moves.

3. In volleyball, not being able to choose between setting or bumping most likely resulting in being hit in the chest/face. Hitting between two players causing both to assume the other will hit is also considered proper usage.

Player 1: Don't get jammed up son!
*player 1 serves to player 2's hip*
*player 2 is unable to return ball*
Chris Dobson: Awwwww. I'm all jammed up!

by rck352 May 25, 2010

jammed up

1.) to get really drunk
2.) when something is not working properly
3.) when body parts are injured

1.) Did you see him slamming all those beers last night? He was all jammed up.

2.) I can't get this vice to work...it is all jammed up.

3.) Wow your knee is all jammed up after that accident eh?

by jdebrita March 20, 2008

Jambons

Fat girl in a miniskirt and no tights! (Legs)

Look at the jambons on that

by Countess January 16, 2004

butt jammer

A guy who does anal sex. Usually applies to a straight guy.

That guy's a butt jammer.

by Michael October 18, 2003

Jammasta Generals

A group of funked up gangstars that was formed by a ravaging alcoholic who walks around in his boxies, attempting to ravage other members of the group, the group consists of:

Beatmasta Fly
Funky Fresh Kid
The Probot
MC Jiggy Y
The Big Motherfunka

And is fully endorsed by Rapmasta Dan

"Touch Me Again And I'll Funk You Up!"
"Nobody Dances, Like The Probot Dances..."
"Shut Your Funk Hole!"
"For Funk Sake!"

by Funky Fresh Kid January 23, 2004

Jambolaya

It's when your friends are drunk and you are able to position them in sexually compromising positions.

They were so wasted last night that we jambolaya'd them by placing Steve's hands down Jim's pants.

by Stephan H July 26, 2008