hershey hose 

dirty euphemism for one's asshole.

"With no money and no phone, Claude was screwed up the hershey hose with no where to go."

hershey hose by Jean-Claude December 24, 2009

Loose hose pipe 

Someone who is all over the place with work, life and relationships. A person spraying comments, emails and general bollocks to everyone with no context or intelligence.

Dave doesn't know what the hell he is doing, he is like a loose hose pipe spraying comments and total bollocks to anyone he meets.

Loose hose pipe by Weed wacker September 2, 2015

Fire hose 

when you're pissing with a boner.

bruh, this morning I had a huge Fire hose, my piss got all over the john.
Piss Shit toilet

Fire hose by soIcanenteranythinghere? December 25, 2015

semen hose

Another improper term for a penis or male genitalia

I totally fucked Stacy with my semen hose the other night

semen hose by Extreme moisture February 3, 2018

fun hose

A penis

I whipped my motherfuckin fun hose out

fun hose by Derp 69696969 February 25, 2018

Thirst hose

Penis.

Stop playing with your thirst hose, Bobby.

Thirst hose by Music Club December 13, 2018

Decoy Hose 

A section of garden hose left in the front yard for recreational marijuana users to create improvised water pipes and to protect other garden hoses on the property from being vandalised.

I was so sick of those bloody pot heads cutting up my hose to make their bongs. But this hasn't been a problem since I put a decoy hose on the front lawn.

Decoy Hose by FJDKLtHOMAS s May 24, 2019