Hollister

A place where you spend $60 on a pair or ripped jeans and a size 9 is actually a size 6. And the workers are usually so stupid and stuck up. It's a very dark store and smells like somebody dumped a bottle of perfume on everything.

Kyle- Hey babe. What happened to your jeans.

Taylor- Um. I just bought these at Hollister.

by ChillaxingPanda August 26, 2015

Hollister Hater

Someone who hates hollister because they're too fat to fit into the clothing, or too busy being a disgusting goth faggot to realize looking dead is retarded.

Fat Hot topic Faggot/Hollister Hater: Man, i secretly wish I wasn't obese and could wear things from and other normal stores that normal people shop at but I look too fat and dead

by BassNectar December 22, 2009

hollister

a dark, loud music playing store that has the same exact clothes as abercrombie excpet a small flying bird (i hear its a falcon) in the corner of the shirts instead of a moose. owned by the same company as abercrombie and fitch and used to have slighly less expensive prices but now the prices are the same, i actually got the same shirt cheaper at abercrombie.

i love the clothes in hollister but wanted to slap the bitch cashier.

by yo dad April 13, 2007

Hollister

(n): Ususally referred to in tragic cases, an asylum specifically treating materialistic, anorexic teens who have lost their idividuality.

Betty: Hey, Dad! Check out my new jeans!
Mr. Betty: Oh what a shame, they've ripped already..
Betty: No, I bought them this way.
Mr. Betty: What store would sell you those?
Betty: UHHHHH... Hollisterrrr, DUHH!
Mr. Betty: BETTY YOU STUPID GIRL, DO I LOOK LIKE BILL GATES?! WE'LL HAVE TO DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!

by HotHumidity April 4, 2009

Hollister Co.

the best store ever made! they sell hott ass clothes! made to look awesome on people with a hot bod type like mine! all the people that dont like this store are probably really ugly and fat, and are just jealouse cause they cant look as hot in the clothes as me and my friends can! oh and the other girls are totally right, the guys there are orgasmic!! it totally even makes ugly guys look somewhat ok. <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
oh and its owned by Abercrombie and Fitch, but that just makes it even more desierable! oh and the logo is a seagull not a eagle. durh!

hot girl 1:so you want me to get my friend to like you?
semi ok looking guy:uh ya thatd be cool
hot girl 1:its easy, go to Hollister
semi ok looking guy:really? its that easy?
hot girl 1:yah totally, huh?
hot girl 2:deffinetly, shell totally wanna do you after that.
semi ok looking guy: bomb!

by findingscreamo52 January 31, 2005

hollister co.

an abercrombie brand...enough said.

lets all go shop at hollister and habe boys smack our asses.

by jesse sucks March 7, 2005

Hollister-face

Refers to a young man who has not yet entered into maturity. Subject may habitually dress in an assortment of brand-name preppy clothing. Accessories include shell necklace, highlighted hair, white sneaks, cargo shorts, hemp bracelet, and a clueless expression.

Often a Hollister Face will have no social abilities beyond imitating characters on MTV, and he will serve as the "de-facto" amateur bartender at all social gatherings

Joe: Did you meet Mary's boyfriend?

Mark: I sure did, and he is a true Hollister-face

Joe: Yea. I guess she was done slumming it, but not yet ready for a real man.

by K Dawg Plus July 2, 2009