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Council House Passport

The delightful act of having a kid with the single purpose of getting a nice new council pad.
"glen and his lass are sorted now they have a Council House Passport on the way..."
by betamax February 16, 2006
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House Goon

someone who has only started listening to House Music recently in their life, and now is all of a suddenly obsessed with it. They refer to this music as 'new', even though it's been around for years. Essentially tools.

House music and 'Electronic Dance Music' (EDM) has now become their entire existence, taking over all of their social media feeds. They are continuously going to every and any EDM concert in town, even if it's the same artist over and over again. It's all they care about, and they act as if it's all they've ever cared about.

Frequently, they wrongly associate House music with all other types of electronic music, referring to House, Electro, Techno and Dubstep interchangeably.

House goons are almost always caucasian males or females, ages 18-25, at colleges in the United States. They are also easy to spot, as they often wear neon bandanas and other neon articles of clothing.

They can previously be seen getting high to acts such as Wiz Khalifa.

However now, they refer an obnoxious amount to their new friend Molly, and listen almost exclusively to 5 artists: Avicii/Deadmau5/Swedish House Mafia/Skrillex/Rusko. To them, any other artist is merely someone that sounds like one of these five.

House goons are another denomination of tools/bros/hipsters/followers and while should not be avoided at all costs, should certainly be disregarded.
Example 1: House goon: Dude me and my friend Molly were raging at this sick dubstep show last night. Melted my face off.
Regular Person: Oh really who was it?
House goon: Swedish House Mafia
Regular Person: ...........

Example 2: My friend used to be a weed-smoking, beer-drinking frat bro that loved rap music and Wiz Khalifa, but now he just rolls face and listens to Levels. He's such a house goon.
by someonewhocares123 July 2, 2012
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house of the dead

1. The best arcade shooting game of its time. Known for retarded research workers that can't run even when their lives depend on it, and bad voice acting. However, this game does not revolve around the cutscenes (most can be skipped anyway).

2. An incredibly crappy movie that I walked out on.
Time Crisis 3? I don't think so. House of the Dead is right over here.
by Eric July 31, 2004
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House of Five Leaves

A really good Seinen anime by Natsume Ono. The animation is really unique and is very detailed. It's really beautiful. There's a tiny bit of blood, but it's not gruesome. There isn't any nudity either. There are twelve episodes and eight manga books. They have all of the episodes on Hulu. It's a story about Akitsu Masanosuke, a shy and nervous, yet skilled extremely Samurai. He often gets fired from his jobs, and so Masa tries looking for a new job. He passes by Yaichi, the leader of a group calling itself "The Five Leaves". Yaichi meets Masa, so he hires him as a bodyguard. The group kidnaps business' heirs and make them pay ransom money. That's where Masa meets Otake, Umenzou, and Matsukichi, three more members of the group. With difficulties, Akitsu eventually becomes part of the The Five Leaves.
Even though I'm a girl, I thought House of Five Leaves was nice.
by I<3Sgt.Frog November 20, 2010
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House Shaboom

When Trick-or-Treating, as someone opens the door to give you candy, you run through their house. This act is usually followed by exiting the house naked, while leaving the owner a "Trick-or-Treat Surprise" on their couch and/or pillows.
Person A- Dude, I'll House Shaboom those people if you pay me $20.

Person B- If I had $20, I'd pay you to do it.
by aMpLiFiEd Clan November 7, 2012
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Trap house Model

A chick taking sexy pictures in her mirror around a room full of filth in the background reflection. Extra points if there is an unattended baby on an unfitted bed held up with milk crates.
Man 1: "Man, that bitch is fine as hell!!!"
Man 2: "Yeah, but she needs to put down that glitter-encrusted iPhone and pick up a broom to clean that pigsty"
Man 3: "She ain't nuttin but a trap house model."

Man 1: "I'd still fuck her..."
by Sobernic82 April 10, 2013
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slay the house down mama

-oh my god i look so good in this picture

-SLAY THE HOUSE DOWN MAMA
by AND DID December 14, 2021
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