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San Francisco Syndrome

A condition affecting many heterosexual males living within major urban centers such as San Francisco, USA and Vancouver, Canada that have demographics of both a disproportionately high population of gay men and a disproportionately high ratio of single women over single straight men.

With such demographics ostensibly in their favor, a surprisingly small number of single straight men in such centers take pleasure in the availability of so many single women.

Rather, the single straight males afflicted with the San Francisco Syndrome become intimidated, resentful and reclusive, refusing to socialize in such demographics, preferring to remain at home playing with their remote controls.

This leads to the single women becoming more and more independent, more friendly with gay men, and generally (if not totally content) far more prepared to remain single.

Which in turn leads to a further schizm with the absent single males, often leading to their feelings of general insecurity, misogyny and homophobia.

The result is the three most prominent social groups found in such cities: gay men, their single women friends and the absentee, almost invisible single straight males.
It sure is great for us girls to get out of the city once in a while. Not only do we get to breathe in some healthy, clean country air, but we can also finally meet some self-confident, sexy straight single men who aren't suffering from the San Francisco Syndrome.
by Juniper V November 23, 2009
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San Francisco

A masterpiece. Frisco's got the best hobos.
Me: Hey, hobo, got change for a dollar?
Hobo: Sure DO, madam! *hackcough*
by wysiwyg August 12, 2004
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francisco

loves the mikayel myers jokes that his girl yanet tells him and has a big shlong <3 and this is his girl right now ➡️ 🤰🏽anyways hi franny😉
francisco has a pretty girlfriend and cute kids😍
by franciscoslittledevil March 27, 2021
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Francis

A man who simply put,
Sucks at fantasy football.
He has a tendency of low balling his co managers with the most outrageous offers.
“Jerick McKinnon for Julio Jones, Le’Veon Bell, oh and add Aaron Rodgers to that and we got a deal”

Come on man, don’t Francis me”
by MAD DJ October 10, 2017
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Francis

That leng boy who could get any girl he wanted but only sticks to one. His dick is enormous normally from a Sierra Leone descent.
That Francis has a huge dick
by Lengleng December 26, 2018
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St. Francis

St. Francis is a school filled with young gentleman that love to blaze that chronic: they come to school high and leave school high eating all that is insight-also they are filthy rich so they can hook it up fat with dub sacks of chron, amen to those st.francis boys
Those st. franis boys love to blaze the trails!
by BTC till the day i die February 21, 2005
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San Francisco

Filter city on the west coast of the United States that absorbs most of the homos, pretentious assholes, red light runners, Prius drivers, hippies, foodies, asians and run away teens thereby making other cities west of the Rockies more livable.
Thank you San Francisco for giving the homeless a place to live other than Modesto.
by doc yamamoto November 6, 2009
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