Flitter Gitter

Instrument used to get the ladies excited; to woo women with your musical talnets.

Damn son check out his Flitter Gitter!

by Frypappy February 21, 2011

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Filterbation

The act of placing your genitals within sufficient proximity to the filter jet which circulates the water in a pool in order to pleasure one's self.

Jeff hasn't moved from that spot along the side of the pool in over ten minutes, he must be filterbating. Filterbation is best accomplished when no one else is around...

by xxCriticalMassxx Classy Masi August 6, 2011

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fliberty jiggits

Befuddled or like an off day

I went to try on shoes and it was just fliberty jiggits.

by MadamTeacups March 11, 2014

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Filter Fucked

When you accidentally put the wrong end of a cigarette in your mouth, light it and take a drag experiencing the worst taste imaginable, usually when your inebriated or at night, or both.

Donny: Can I bum a stogey dude?
Danny: Sure...
Donny: (Drunkenly takes Dannys lucky stoge and lights it) Awww what the feck man I lit the wrong end!

Danny: HA you got filter fucked, that's what you get for stealing my lucky and forgetting to flip it!

by ARodRodrigues July 12, 2014

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Flitoris

The condition where four people of different races and sexual orientation and engage in a nerf gun fight where one of the competing players sustains an injury on the vagina.

Hey, did you catch the game last night? i hear the referee called a flitoris halfway through the game.

by WhatWhatWhat?! November 6, 2016

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