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French pocket

n.

1. a pocket which has had the end sliced off to allow the wearer access to his or her genitals, specifically for the purpose of masturbating in public without those around noticing.
It was apparent from his tumescence and his vigorously moving hand that he was using a French pocket to masturbate while looking into the playground.
by B-T November 15, 2010
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Like a Frenchman's Armpit

Generally used to describe someone that is emitting a strong, foul body odor. However, may apply to describe anything with a putrid, rancid smell.
Roger's refusal to bath on a regular basis had become unbearable. He was finally confronted by his boss who told him there were too many complaints about him smelling Like a Frenchman's Armpit.
by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015
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French Tank

Modified military assault vehicle that has only one forward gear, but four reverse gears.
Used extensively in both World Wars.
English General: My word! Look at how quickly the French Army is retreating - how do they manage that?
English Sergeant: It's the French Tank sir - it has finally been perfected after nearly 100 years of development.
English General: Well I never - what will those onion-eating cunts think of next?
by English Bob July 16, 2007
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french braid

Reference for mad tv episode where you can't say certain things on t.v. - incolving a reclining chair, a couple of girls and grey poupon. If anyone has further info please post it, I gotta know what this shit really is it sounds fucking halarious.
See mad t.v episode aired in Toronto, Ontario on Saturday, April 15 2006. Ex. After work I,m gonna go hame and give my girl a french braid
by Peter. S. April 30, 2006
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french horn player

the best men and women alive in this planet just for playing the most awesome instrument.
bill: are you a the french horn player
john:yes why?
bill:i salute you man
john:uhh thanks
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French

French

One of the best ethnicities to be. Great food, great lifestyles, great everything. These guys, always kick-ass Latin people, who don't eat Snails all the time.
I'm French because my grandfather is from France.
by MoodyJudy October 5, 2007
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French Wedgie

It is a wedgie a girl gets, that goes up her ass and also up her vulva split. When a girl has her undies up her split, it is known as a vedgie(vaginal wedgie). Cross this word with wedgie, you get a 'vwedgie'. When you say this out loud, it sounds french, hense the name, french wedgie.
Guy on beach 1: Man that chick has a major wedgie!
*girl turns around to face them*
Guy on beach 2: DAMN! Thats no wedgie! Thats a FRENCH wedgie!
Guy on beach 1: True that!
by MetalheadRosie666 April 30, 2008
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