Premature ejerkulation

the term for when you come much faster than you had anticipated while masturbating.

Man: Damn, I came right after i turned on the porno... I have a problem with premature ejerkulation

by BGSG March 4, 2009

Ejizz

1. To jizz online, through the internet, or on webcam; Not literally jizzing.

I totally ejizzed last night....

by AngelicBlob May 15, 2009

Ejacshack

A common location of semen or ejaculation. Possibly:
Your girlfriend
a man in jail
your sister.

God Damn, that whore is such a Ejacshack.

Yo man, Jamal was tight shit till he went to jail. .Now that nigga just an Ejacshack.

Garret: Dude, I couldn't find anywhere to blow my load , so I just chose the sink.

Tom: Damn man, I normally just use tissues as my ejacshack.

by Bigblackkansas December 16, 2009

ejacula'tte

When you ejaculate into someone's coffee

I gave my girlfriend a ejacula'tte

by thepenguin3773 December 15, 2011

Pool Noodle Ejaculation

When one takes a styrofoam pool noodle and simulates a male ejaculation by forcing water through the hole.

Check out Danny in the deep end performing a textbook pool noodle ejaculation.

by Turdface Smitty September 10, 2013

ejaculatory juice

what comes out during an orgasm

friend:"dude what's on your bathroom door?"

you:" oh that is my ejaculatory juice!"

by keggs December 28, 2005

Ejacularum Prematurae

Little known 'spell' from the Harry Potter universe used by Professor Dumbledore to amuse himself.

Dumbledore: Why Severus, what is the trouble?

Snape: Headmaster, I am again having unclean thoughts regarding the student Hermione.

Dumbledore (shouting and pointing his wand): EJACULARUM PREMATURAE!

Snape: Oh. Great. Thanks.

Dumbledore: Severus, there are some kleenex in the washroom.

by To M Paine October 28, 2009