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Desert Combat

A game that modifies the original game Battlefield: 1942. Insanely popular with oneline gamers. Draws fire from h0m0s for being a popular game.
"DC sucks yo" "STFU, N00b!!1" "no, YOU stFu, n00ber!!"
by Psycho Pimp March 12, 2004
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Mount Desert Island, Maine

Home of Acadia National Park, Mount Desert Island High school, and home to the worlds most bad ass people. The Backside is the best place to be on MDI, and Southwest Harbor people are wanna-be-backsiders.
I'm a REAL backsider, from tremont on Mount Desert Island, maine!...bub.
by backsidepride'11 May 13, 2011
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Desert Dick

Desert Dick, or DDS (Desert Dick Syndrome) is a very serious illness that occurs in sexually active males. The male dick end, or knob, becomes red, dry and itchy, like the desert, somtimes the skin cracks and bleeding can occur. Its history is very unclear... The first case discovered was among the nates of the peguis first nation. Indian folklore tells of a young boy, by the name of Randy, stumbling into the forests of the Peguis first nation after huffing a large amount of gas.. He was then forced give anal sex to a big bear by the name of Terry. Randy then returned home and slept for two days without washing his penis. A terrible case of Desert Dick Syndrome (DDS) was the result. Masturbating with DDS can cause a very serious Illness called Cactus Cock.
Guy: "No baby, we cant have sex tonight"
Girl: "Why's that baby? You cant get a hard-on?"
Guy: " I havent showered since we last fucked, so now i've got the goddamned Desert Dick..."
Girl: "My god! that looks like the Sahara! Fuck!"
by Dismal Pole69 August 26, 2009
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Desert Punk

A man who doesn't need anything and can say and do whatever he wants. He cares not for the opinions of others and usually flows with whatever will benefit him and his friends. Usually smart mouthed, humorous unintentionally, and somehow good with women. He's usually that guy who doesn't fall into any clique and basically does whatever he wants, without breaking the law or getting into severe trouble. He's an ideal friend and is usually rude in speaking but it can be accustomed to.
Person A: I tried to ask Lorette out but she's fallen for Desert Punk.

Person B: Seriously you wouldn't even think girls would notice him.




Person A: I got into a fight with Matt yesterday but I completely got pawned when Desert Punk jumped in.

Person B: Well of course, you shouldn't have gotten personal with him.
by AbsoluteTrinity January 19, 2009
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desert dick

the way your penis feels and looks because of lack of vaginal intercousre or maturbation. dry wrinkle cracked like a desert
yo mothafucka i aint got the vagine in a minute im truly rocking the desert dick
by j-hizz June 10, 2007
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Desert Rat

A term for a woman who grew up in or near a desert town, and they may be REALLY hot, but something is always just a little fucked up about them
A hot chick who seems normal at first glance.... but she has 12 kids and a meth addicted ex husband who is naturally in jail.

Or really hot and nice, but missing a toe.

"Wow, look at her!....Careful, she's a desert rat"
by LACF October 23, 2008
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Desert Foothills Jr. High

The crappiest Jr. High School in Arizona, where their main concern is if you where your hood up on your jacket or not, instead of the kids who are cutting themselves in the corner or the kids flunking 7th Grade for the fiftieth time in a row, and a girl came to school and shot at people because someone "took" her boyfriend.
Mike: What school do you go to?
Emily: Desert Foothills JHS
Mike: haha, that sucks.
by MissCleo July 23, 2004
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