Wash a dish

To stop doing something, suddenly and without thinking. The purpose of which is to distract ones self from the current happening.

Girlfriend: Hey, hunney. Why did you take so long at the office last night?
Boyfriend: I, was.......you know, talking with bob.
Girlfriend: Bob was here last night looking for you.
Boyfriend: You know what, go wash a dish!

Wash a dish by Mo J February 26, 2008

Lieutenant Dish

Any extremely sexy woman who is referred to as dominant and demanding. A woman who makes you want to fall below ranks to earn a good old fashioned military punishment!

"Damn I almost want to miss drill this morning so that Lieutenant Dish will punish me"

"Did you see Lieutenant Dish at drill this morning, I'd like to drop and give her 20"

Lieutenant Dish by "The Dish" June 13, 2008

my favorite dish 

the simplist way to cook a dog if it is young and tender is to roast it. skin the pooch, draw it and split it. rub well with salt and freshly ground black pepper, and a bit of dried sage or thyme. butter well, place on a roasting rack and roast about four inches from the heat, allowing about 12-14 minutes per side for a 10-15 pound dog. brush with butter during the roasting process. serve with home fried potatos and current jelly. a salad will balance the meal nicely.

goes well with baby-shake

my favorite dish by thewizardofoz June 6, 2004

Side Dish 

The side-project that is very entertaining, music-wise.

I'm in a band called Another State of Mind, but I want to start a side-project called, "Side Dish."

Side Dish by Tim May 9, 2004

Brunk Dish 

a drunk bitch who drops their drink. (said by someone else who is also drunk)

"Damn, did you hear that? That's a Brunk Dish!"

"Party foul! Brunk Dish dropped her drink!"

Brunk Dish by a brunk dish December 14, 2009

Smelly Dish Rag 

Undesireable loose hanging skin on the vagina, also known as meat curtains.

"Yo I banged that milf last night that i was working on. Unfortunatly she had a smelly dish rag. "

Smelly Dish Rag by Ckyer1414 March 23, 2012

petri dish vagina 

When a girl has fucked everyone and you don’t know what kind of shit you’re gonna get on your dick!

Damn watch out Shannon’s got that petri dish vagina

petri dish vagina by NotAGomer October 3, 2017