goose is cooked

An idiom meaning ... Finally she gets her come-uppance

The boss was such a cow that complaints were made .. Finally the goose is cooked

by Chz6173 January 12, 2016

cooked the raw lobster

a)Cooking a raw lobster.
b)Beating the crap out of someone.
c)Cheating on your wife with a sea monster of some sort, then getting caught.

a) "Wow! Did you see how the master chef cooked the lobster?"
b) "Jim cooked the raw lobster on Billy after school yesterday. Billy got owned!
c) "Randy is such a retard...he cooked the raw lobster...I never knew sea monsters turned him on!"

by Monkeyman's Homeboy December 22, 2004

home-cooked meal

Euphemism for anal sex.

I've invited Meg over to my house tonight with the promise of a home-cooked meal.

by Bingo Fett February 12, 2013

Cooked Up Bat

A Louisville Slugger or similar striking or bludgeoning instrument with nails in it, designed to properly fuck up whoever gets smashed in the face with it.

Bitch tried to play me, tried to gank some of my shit, so I hit that p.o.s. with a cooked up bat.

by DatGettoFuk May 12, 2009

Cooked

To get slapped REALLY hard.

Or you can cook someone else

Did you see sally? She got cooked

by Chacoroniandmeese February 21, 2019

done cooked

a state of deep intoxication in which one cannot continue functioning in a coherent manner; usually followed by passing out

Ralph: Whoah man, that must be your 5th bong hit tonight.
Pete: I'm Done cooked (passes out)

by Gretchen O April 20, 2008

Cooked Tiger

A process in which two or more people engage in sexual activities. The man then ejaculates in the woman's/man's oral cavity. the woman/man then spits the semen back onto the "givers" rectal entrance. Then anonother person must ingest the semen oraly. if they gag, they get punched in the head.

My youth group performed a cooked tiger on pasture O'Brian. He gagged...

by Corrin Evans April 16, 2007