Cranks

One who used to hit lots of homeruns in highschool. Also might be referred to someone who used to have no neck. Or has meaty tires.

Are you playing softball this summer? Are you kidding me..They used to call me Cranks in highschool.

by Dr. Micheal Roberts February 4, 2010

Crankshaft-Walter Turkey

Anything to do with a cranky old man from the Flint Michigan area

That old Turkey is such a cranky old grouch! He is just like Walter off of Jeff Dunhams act. That old cuss is such a Crankshaft-Walter Turkey!

by Walter-Turkey February 12, 2010

crankslap

Similar to a cockslap, or getting slapped in the face with a penis. Only difference is that a crank is a way bigger than a normal penis.

"yo that girl on facebook is hot but she's got a dude in her main pic with her"

"who cares I'll crankslap that punk"

by Sweet Nicolas December 9, 2009

crangsty

Cranky + Angsty

Don't be so crangsty!

by HLaMay October 16, 2009

crapshod

Crapshod is an adjective created from the combination of the words crappy and shoddy, indicating that the object described is especially awful.

This laptop is a crapshod but at least it works.

by L Corvin October 2, 2010

Cranston Crunch

its an abdominal exercise created and done by Ben Cranston. Done by standing someone on your chest and then doing a situp so they crunch against you.

Ben: Boy, this Cranston Crunch is a real ab killer!

Opal: What's a Cranston Crunch? I've never tried that.

Ben: You're gonna love it. Stand on my belly, I'll show you what it is.

Patty: Easy, dad, she might fall off.

Ben: (Laughing) Who cares?! Its a real gut buster.

by Dusty's Baby Powder November 1, 2010

crapshack

where several faves live propping up a bar with their fish

prebooze at crapshack then?

by miffygrl May 27, 2011