Confizzled

A word douche bags use instead of saying confused.

Person 1: Do you like him or not?
Person 2: Dawg, i'm CONFIZZLED

by JessicaBALLS August 25, 2010

Confudled

When your really confused

I’m so confudled

by Lollipop lollipop ooo la la la February 1, 2018

seasonally confused

When someone wears an article of clothing representing the opposite season.

that guy is so seasonally confused he's wearing a winter coat with shorts and flip flops.

by Z.Schram April 15, 2011

weather confused retard

One who wears socks with sandals

Similar to weather confused slut

John walks in with long white socks and sandals.
Jill whispers to her friend, "Oh look here comes another weather confused retard."

by Jennbutlah May 18, 2014

a confused penis

dick that so small it looks like virgina with balls

dang,my man has a confused penis, its cute

by ANOUREXKICKPANDA January 14, 2017

Glazed and Confused

When a female gets a facial while sleeping and she wakes up in the morning confused on why her face is sticky.

My lady was in a deep sleep last night, so I rubbed one out on her face. When she woke up this morning, she was glazed and confused!

by THOBRO August 19, 2013

CONFUZZLED

A combination of the words Confused and Puzzled. When you cant decide if you are puzzled or confused.

That person really confuzzled me the other day

by angel61 February 7, 2010