compettytive

Someone who uses petty tricks to win in the name of competitiveness.

He is so compettytive.

by Kingtyrant 6969 January 28, 2022

Comet

A mixture of coke and met.

Bruh that comet whipped the shit out of my ass.

by Nikush June 25, 2022

comet disasteroid

Full name of D1sasteroid. Twitch streamer, nicknamed “Comet” because his name is too fucking long. Also known as “Disasteroid” “D1sasteroid” and “the annoying one on your faves streams”

“did you see the new comet disasteroid tweet” “why are you always saying his full name”
“just feels right”

by sunflower01 July 22, 2022

competiee

Someone who competes.

I was a competiee in the cheer competition NCA.

by yeahimverysmartt December 5, 2022

Competive Capitalism®©™

A form of capitalism where you are implanted with microchips on your heart so the leaders can kill you whenever you want. 8 months of military service a year is required and in the 4 months you need to make 1mil to pay for your military food. If you pay someone more than they ask for they get arrested for scamming you and if you don't pay enough you get brutally executed. The leaders of a competitive capitalist society are 𝗡𝗢𝗧 corrupt and really nice

Oh damn i am 35c of my Competive Capitalism®©™ million dollar quota and i dont want me and my family to be brutally killed, jimmy can i borrow some money?

by ascii art is gay January 13, 2023

Cometakewhat

Hoe

Cometakewhat is a real hoe

by Cometakewhat February 8, 2023

Competitive dating

1. Competing with other couples to prove which couple has a better relationship
2. Dating purely for the purpose of increasing the number of people you have dated
3. Dating for the purpose of increasing your body count

1. Competitive dating isn’t for me. I don’t think it’s fulfilling to try and prove the quality of your relationship

2. I like competitive dating. I’m now at 175.

by nyxusz March 3, 2023