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Comfort Porn

Warm and fuzzy, but ultimately useless, feel-good memes or statements.
Some social media feeds are full of no more than Precious Moments, irrelevant promises and other comfort porn.
by BobBoxx November 20, 2022
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Comfortable

Welp...
Hym "Looks to me like you accidentally had your best friend killed because you thought the jig was up in regards to your retard sex-cult you were running on the island over there and that THIS was the impetus for that and not to cover THAT up you need to have THIS is up. So I don't really care if a pedophile wants me to be comfortable or not. What is with all these retarded pedophiles aligning against me? First Noah. Who is, om fact, a retarded pedophile. Then REE-lon. Who might not be a pedophile but we know for sure that his friend Sam Altman was accused by his sister of molesting his sister. Now we got Trump in on it and it seems like him and Epstein were running a retard sex cult. And HE KNOWS HOW MUCH I HATE THOSE!"
by Hym Iam August 12, 2025
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Comfortably Numb

No emo poseur is safe from this holy song.
Emo poser: "Dude...I'm crying 'cause Taking Back Sunday is so good..."
Me: "Nice opinion. Sadly, youtube.com/watch?v=x-xTttimcNk"

Yes, that is the YouTube Topics video for Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd.
by 7568ino December 28, 2023
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comfort flirting

when you flirt by comforting someone.
person a: * sad*
person b: its all gonna be ok
person a: what are you doing
person b: im comfort flirting
by Ardeat August 6, 2022
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Southern Comfort

A lady yanks on your balls while you are drinking whiskey and fucking your cousin. Don't you just love southern comfort
Southern Comfort is always good with some good ball torture and drinking whiskey
by BoB DYLAN DADDY December 8, 2020
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comfort trio

A trio that gives a lot of comfort to you. A trio that makes you smile and gives you joy. They can probably make you laugh without even trying.
ME ; hey! who's your comfort trio?

BEST FRIEND ; it's the golden trio from harry potter!
by ashicha August 20, 2021
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comfort break

Damn, last night’s pizza didn’t go down very well, hey boss I’m going on a comfort break!
by Xoogster February 16, 2024
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