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bullshit clause

A part of a sentence that is used to convey a negative feeling about something (usually Beyonce). Most often preceded by a short, almost nonexistant positive phrase. Over 84% of bullshit clauses hold no real logical merit.
I love Beyonce, but she's overrated.

I think Beyonce's a good singer, she just seems fake.

Beyonce is my favorite performer, but she'll never be as big as Britney.

Snappy positive phrase, bullshit clause.
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closed eye visuals

Closed-Eye hallucinogenic effects caused by LSD , Shrooms , LSA , Salvia etc..

When the user closes there eyes they will see multi-colored patterns, shapes or images such as "A rainbow spiral of smiley faces "

Commonly the user will see a "rainbow" or "spectrum" of colors such as red, green, orange, yellow and blue.

The more mental power the user has over the substance the more they are able to manipulate there visuals.
After consuming two hits of acid I felt very euphoric. Within twenty minutes I had some really crazy closed eye visuals.
by chuckthefuk January 18, 2006
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Closet Drinker

A person who pretends to hide his/her drinking problem, yet everyone knows what a drunk mess they are.
Brandi likes to take shots alone in her room, then come out and stumble around the apartment. She's such a closet drinker!
by neotheo April 20, 2009
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closet christian

A follower of the person of Jesus Christ who chooses to follow the His teachings but does not feel compelled (or fears) to share or propogate his personal faith among others.
That dude lives the life but he don't say nothin'...he must be a closet Christian.
by James Cox November 12, 2006
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close to the kernel

Adjective. The term is used to indicate that someone or something has a nerd or geek-like quality. It is also used by geeks to describe other, more hard-core geeks. It's connotation may be positive or negative depending on tone.

The term comes from the software industry, where kernel programming is among the most technically involved. From an informal standpoint, the more connected people are with kernel software, the higher the chances are of them being geek-like.
John is always talking about role-playing games on his computer - he's close to the kernel.
by Juan Carlos Jimenez July 23, 2007
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Closet Chaser

Fat Chick's Friend-"How was your date?!?!"
Fat Chick-"It was good, he's realy into me but I think he's embaressed to be seen with me."
Fat Chick's Friend-"You mean, he's a closet chaser?!?!"
Fat Chick-"Yep, another one."
by Maryboberry09 January 14, 2009
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Closet Bop

a low key slut and/or whore that hasn't come out of the closet about it.
Spongebob: Who is that girl?
Patrick: That closet bop who whores around
by shybabenicole September 16, 2010
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