Covid Turkey Slap

Due to social distancing, simulating the performance of a traditional Turkey Slap by swinging the penis back and forth, 6 ft away from her face with no physical contact.

While not as physically satisfying as it would be under non-pandemic circumstances, the act of lovingly pseudo-slapping your partner in the face with an erect or semi erect penis is still a coveted tradition especially around Thanksgiving.

My hot cousin came to town for thanksgiving. While i normally would give her a Turkey slap after everyone went to bed, we kept our distance and had to settle for the covid Turkey slap instead. I gave her a little helicopter penis action as well.

by Dick Onchin November 13, 2020

Covid Nigger

Something where you just make it up, and use it to influence those around you for the sole purposes of befuddlement, and perplexin IRL Schizo Posting. Huzzah.

Black man in Lobby: Somebody called me a COVID NIGGER!
Superintendent: What?
Black man: Covid nigger, that is who I am to some.

by Noroi February 24, 2021

Covid vaccine

Hand sanitizer

Just drink hand sanitizer an you'll have the Covid vaccine

by Barnie Slayer May 3, 2021

Clovie

The name of the monster of the 2008 horror film, Cloverfield.

Did anyone find leaked pics of Clovie, yet?

by Jordon Lowndes January 20, 2008

Covid-20

What we should call Covid-19 now because it's 2020 and not 2019.

Frank : Want me to infect you with covid-19?

Niko : No, I'm good I already have covid-20.

by diktahp August 1, 2020

Covid-69

When you contract the coronavirus in the year 2069.

Huey: Yo I just contracted COVID-69 bro.
Riley: Haha sucks for you nigga.

by BlackNipper April 23, 2020

Covidaver

The dead body of a registered donor infected with the coronavirus, who wished for their body parts to be used for the advancement of medical science.

Since the coronavirus pandemic, a number of university hospitals in the West have never been so pleased to accepting so many covidavers in such a short time to fill up their storage capacity, instead of having to buy these bodies in the black market from developing countries.

by Covido January 8, 2021