cabbage

Vagina, pussy, cockpit.

"I really want to stuff her cabbage."
"His douglas fits my cabbage nicely."
"We're going out looking for cabbage."
"She wanted me to go down on her, so I slapped her in the face with my douglas and said, 'Bitch, I'm not eating your rotten cabbage!'"
"I smashed her cabbage so hard there was cabbage juice on the ceiling. And my douglas."

by JW#1 November 3, 2006

Muff Cabbage

"MUFF GARBAGE," but when spoken with a thick Jersey accent it sounds like "Muff Cabbage."

Muff Garbage (or Muff Cabbage) is a term invented by the creators of the television show South Park and had no prior usage before the Oct.14, 2010 airing of the South Park episode "It's a Jersey Thing."

I'm a 14 year-old moron who is addicted to South Park, so I'm gonna start saying Muff Cabbage all the time.

by eyeballish October 19, 2010

cabbage patch

A Magical place where babies come from.

A child once asked "Mommy can I have a little sister?" and the mother replied," Shhitt, you better take yo ass to the cabbage patch!"

by Gia Crews March 8, 2005

muff cabbage

The awful smell that comes from a unwashed pussy.

I met this jersey girl last night, man did she have sum muff cabbage.

by kstan3 October 18, 2010

Cabbage Patch

This occurs when a female that has a regular shaven vagina, fails to shave the backside of her butt hole, thus creating a small tuft of hair.

Damn dude, that girl last night had a nasty cabbage patch!

by Golden Haan November 14, 2006

Man-cabbage

a) a man whos had a labotomy
b) a real lazy fat bloke with a round hair cut
c) the best funky thrash band in the world

man cabbage rule man!!
yeah it was wierd he had a lobotomy and hes a proper man cabbage now

by Man cabbage July 14, 2003

Hiroshima Cabbage

Herb that's laced with some crazy shit

That fucker sold us a half o of hiroshima cabbage

by Stevester August 25, 2003