raisin buffet

when 4 or more of elderly women of age 70 and plus, engaging in any sexual acts with a male to achieve orgasm. However, if the male is aroused through his prostate in order to achieve orgasm it is then considered the Atl buffet.

Dude, too bad you missed out on the raisin buffet last night. Mildred, was insane.

by madmaximo December 28, 2016

Tube buffet

putting and eating food out of a freshly cleaned ass

Dude I tube buffeted my doctor yesterday

by Burner Boi May 6, 2020

Buffet in bed

Your typical 600 pound fat person who forces there family to make them a buffet while in bed.(or bed ritten)

Jonny brought his mom a Buffet in bed

by funny jokes July 10, 2020

Slut buffet

a house/place of convenience where an unlimited number slutty girls seek full employment. Men and others seeking adventurous moments, typically 15 to 30 minutes come and go constantly.

There is a slut buffet around the corner.

Ey dude, you hungry? Yeah, lets hit the slut buffet.

by La Gordita June 16, 2011

baggage buffet

When you meet someone in dating that has so many issues, that's it's like a baggage buffet.

Oof - not moving forward with a relationship with that guy. He's got mommy issues, money problems, and he's not over his ex. He talks about her so much, I'm starting to wonder what she's up to now! And I literally cannot hear another story about his bad childhood. He's a baggage buffet. Pretty much undatable.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023

Ghetto Buffet

Buffet of all the free food you accumulate from redeeming rewards from fast food restaurants apps.

I am broke. We bout to have a ghetto buffet tonight. What do we have for free on the McDonald’s app? Check dominoes app too! I need to see if we have a free pizza.

by BadBadblackman November 29, 2023

Green Buffet

See: Gravy SEAL.

A higher rank, in the make-believe military, these guys are potentially more dangerous. Delusion larpers on a spectrum somewhere between a gun-nuts and preppers. Prone to hate on gamers, airsoft/paintball players, and others because they use “real guns” instead; possibly in a controlled environment or even recklessly.

You got called out for flexing a participation trophy. You’re not even a Gravy SEAL, you’re a Green Buffet!

by ThisBruiser December 17, 2023