booger sammich

A sandwich with boogers on it. except the word "sandwich" turned into "sammich to sound funnier

don't eat that booger sammich or else you'll get diarrhea.

by Brett Watson April 17, 2006

Cum Booger

A booger primarily made up of (male/female) ejaculate due to having the cum sniffles.

"Ow, I've got a nasty cum booger stuck in my nose!"

"Sick!"

by Christian Shane King February 24, 2009

Booger Flick

Passing off work you do not want to do to someone else.

Gayle booger flicked the overnight inventory to Rueben.

by Gayle Rueben September 5, 2009

eye boogers

Little balls of mucus found in the inner corners of ones eyes, usually noticed when one first wakes up.

Lil Kurt likes to eat his eye boogers.

by RatchetBoo April 26, 2003

wood booger

n.

Any leftover residue or crust from a man's ejaculation. Usually found in the nose, tear duct, hair, belly, ass, tits, crack, leg.. anywhere on the female (or male) body part that is visible after crustation.

That took one helluva wood booger to prop up Cameron Diaz's hair in 'Something About Mary'.

Did you notice that wood booger on Ann's chin when she got back from lunch? lol

by lazyeye78 March 26, 2007

cum-booger

A cum-booger is the gelatinous mass of cum that lodges in a guy's nose when the dude he was sucking off blows a load that is so big that he can't swallow it all and it comes out his nose and dries in his nasal passages.

I sucked off this guy in the library restroom, and he blew such a massive load that I had cum-boogers in my nose all day!

by eda-skip October 12, 2021

booger vault

The inner "watch pocket" of a pair of jeans, when employed by a nerd for the purpose of accumulating and storing boogers.

Oh my God, watch out - he's getting into his booger vault!

by Rod Brock September 29, 2005