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blomedy

A comedy film featuring a largely black cast whose target audience is comprised mostly of black people or white teenagers who think they're thug.
"Have you seen 'Think Like A Man?'"
"Nah, that shit's a blomedy!"
by crim13 September 23, 2012
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BlokeJob

A 'Bloke Job' is blow job administered by an Englishman. If he's just finished eating his fish and chips with malt vinegar and mushy peas … all the better.
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by Mxytgkdd September 17, 2013
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blomental

A blonde that has a lot of blonde moments, or bloments.
Susie is very blomental. She is constantly having blonde moments.
by richw930 October 9, 2013
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Blocephus

An endearing term used between gay male country music fans or gay cowboys.
Why is he going with him to the Taylor swift concert? Oh that's his blocephus. They saw Brokeback Mountain last week together.
by Kman63 December 19, 2013
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blodesur

Pronounced blow-ed-sir,
A blodesur is a mythical creature, who, like the vampire, survives by drinking blood. If they wanted to, they could force their fangs to be seen and eyes will turn red if fangs are visible.
Males tend to have slim builds as females are curvy. Hair either extremely light or incredibly dark.
They cannot see during day, water can irritate skin and are far stronger, faster and logical than humans.
The bite of a blodesur is mildly painful, as if two razors are piercing the feeder's skin.
The girl screamed as the blodesur dug it's teeth into her.
by ..._Shadow_... June 29, 2016
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Bloke Hold

Similar to a choke hold, but in lieu of grasping the neck of the opponent, one grasps his tallywhacker.

The motion is the same despite this, and the move utilized for similar effect
"The Undertaker ended his long duel with John Cena with a bloke hold. Even John Cena didn't see it coming."
by Bingbingtheklingon May 24, 2016
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Blone

A stupid way of spelling "Blown". It is used as reply to sarcasm facts.
Person A - There are two types of people in the world. 1). People who understand sarcasm 2). IDIOT
Person B - whoaa! * mind blone *
by xx4NG3L0xx March 21, 2017
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