future bert

A growing or predicted bert; a menace to one's sanity that can be seen on the proverbial horizon. See also ass hat

Did you hear him whining already? That one's a future bert for sure.

by da_plunger October 24, 2007

Lovely Bert

1. A term for an incomprehensible expression on a vanity license plate, usually utilizing confusing acronyms and "text speak".

2. A rather foppish gentleman by the name of Bertrand.

"LVLIBRT: Does that license plate say 'Love Liberty' or 'Lovely Bert'?"

by talesofsomething June 26, 2009

bomokandi bertha

The act of eating a pie, pie eating contest style, while your man holds your arms back and fucks you doggystyle.

Did you hear Krystal made Poalo give her the bomokandi Bertha?

by TurfuckenTacos September 23, 2019

Jacob Bertand

The most wonderful human being, star of kirby buckets, the best person alive, happy 21 buddy

Jacob Bertand is the best person alive.

by Butttttttttttttttttttttt March 6, 2021

bob-bertha

an amazing shark-like creature that feasts on the souls of anything in its reach. It requires daily sacrifices to fuel it's everlasting thirst for bloodshed.

Hey dude brother man bro, I just got all of my appendages eaten by a bob-bertha, by the way, you look really #creamy right now.

by #creamy #moist #buttery December 12, 2021

New Berthalomaz

Berthalomaz right now is a country that resides near the core of the earth (Under the USA,UK,RUSSIA, ETC)

Guy1: Where did you go on the holidays?
Guy2: Berthalomaz
Guy1: Berthalomaz?
Guy2: New Berthalomaz actually!

Guy1: Wtf? that's not a real place

Guy3: Hey! that place is real! i've been there too!

by Berthalomaz June 28, 2022

kasey lynn o'bert

A beautiful lady that is a great dancer and has no fucks given to anyone

I dont have one of Kasey Lynn O'bert

by Ojyy January 6, 2018