A growing or predicted bert; a menace to one's sanity that can be seen on the proverbial horizon. See also ass hat
by da_plunger October 24, 2007
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2. A rather foppish gentleman by the name of Bertrand.
2. A rather foppish gentleman by the name of Bertrand.
"LVLIBRT: Does that license plate say 'Love Liberty' or 'Lovely Bert'?"
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The act of eating a pie, pie eating contest style, while your man holds your arms back and fucks you doggystyle.
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Guy1: Berthalomaz?
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