Armchair pilot

Someone who has 10,000 hours practice flying an armchair at a maximum flight ceiling of 0 feet above the ground, and who feels like they must never be distracted from their glorious mission of defending their front room. See also: lazy git

I have just been qualified as an armchair pilot, but I can no longer feel my arse cheeks

by Armchair captain 1 June 26, 2024

Armchair captain

Someone who has 10,000 hours practice flying an armchair at a maximum flight ceiling of 0 feet above the ground, and who feels like they must never be distracted from their glorious mission of defending their front room. See also: lazy git

I have just been qualified as an armchair captain, but I can no longer feel my arse cheeks

by Armchair captain 1 June 26, 2024

Armchair General

All the self-appointed Sun Tzus and Napoleans who frequently comment on military threads or comment sections believing they know better than actual military generals and lash out against his so called "enemy commentators" when faced with an opposing argument.

Comment: "The U.S. Lend Lease was a major factor in WWII that helped save the Soviets."

Armchair General: "You obviously dont know anything. Russia would just move further east and lend lease was liek 0.0001% of ussr production. USA was coward, didnt help much, and only came when russia did all the dirty work."

Stalin: "Without the machines we received through Lend-Lease, we would have lost the war.” (His actual words)

by FactoryRTSDeveloper January 3, 2025

Armchair Guru

A close relative to the FIGJAM stereotype (“F***, I’m good. Just ask me.”) but this slouch of a human is a recluse, often with potato chip crumbs sprinkled on his pudgy belly. The Armchair Guru won’t choose to dominate conversation by interrupting or speaking over others, instead he will both glorify the profundity of his experiences whilst simultaneously actively discrediting anyone else who he recognizes as a threat to his intellectual cachet in the hierarchical order.
His professed knowledge rests solely on anecdotal evidence with a paltry stockpile of half-finished trinkets that are mounted as a stately exhibit of “Yeah, As you can see it’s pretty impressive but it’s nowhere near as epic as the collection I put together at my last place.”
The Armchair Guru is a toddler with tall tales that are now taken on their word because he has grown a beard.

I went to Dave’s place to collect the 300 bucks he owes me and this armchair guru reframed the situation into a lecture about how I was acting in my own self interest when I decided to lend him the money. It was made all the more insulting as I could see the bowl of green that he was choofing down was well in excess of what he owed me. So not only did I not get a cent off him, I had to listen to his “Sheeple” this and “Government” that, for like two hours before I realized I was wasting my time by being there.

by FredFredricks January 5, 2025

Archaya

Prettiest tulip in a field of grass. A diamond in a coal stack. A butterfly amongst moths. A baddie with a heart.

I wish I was an Archaya but I am so basic.

by Professor Hansley March 14, 2025

Archaya

Prettiest tulip in a field of grass. A diamond in a coal stack. A butterfly amongst moths. A baddie with a heart.

I wish I was an Archaya but I am so basic.

by Professor Hansley March 14, 2025

archaeophile

noun
Definition: A person who is deeply interested in or enthusiastic about archaeology, including the study of past human cultures, artifacts, and historical sites, whether professionally or as a hobby.

Though not a professional archaeologist, she was a devoted archaeophile, reading journals and books on experimental digs in her spare time.
The museum’s lecture series attracted archaeophiles from all over the region.

by jaorcm March 12, 2026