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Wonder Woman

verb transitive, to dress up like Linda Carter in the famed wonder woman television series sporting a golden lariat and tie ones partner up forcing him to tell the truth and having sex with him.

noun, the act of dressing up like Linda Carter in teh famed wonder woman televisino series sporting a golden lariat and tieing ones partner up forcing him to tell the truth and having sex with him.
Hey Gladice, I wonder womaned jimmy last night.

No way Sylvia, why? I thought you didn't like jimmy.

Some lady paid me 500 bucks.

Is that the going rate for the wonder woman these days.
by nick April 30, 2005
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Old Footage Woman

Hailing from Hulme, Manchester, the Old Footage Lady is a 75 year old woman who happens to be the world's oldest clubber. Trotting round without a care in the world other than to raise money for the NSPCC from pissed students at Footage and other like bars, she has been out every night for the past 30 years and raised over 60 million pounds for charity. She appears to have a heart of gold, but recently, the pressure has been getting to her. Local thug Dean Blair has started to take advantage of her. Using her reputation for being a charity worker, he sends her out to do the same job but instead of the money going to charity, it helps Dean Blair launder money through his Salt'n'Battery Chip Shop. Recently she has been spotted getting out of Deans car right outside Footage. She no longer speaks to the clubbers as she is too frightened, instead extending her arm holding the collection box.

However, an incident occured last week that could have scarred the woman for life. A young unnamed lass was dancing wildly on the dance floor, unbeknowingstly charging into the Old Footage Woamn. sending her hurling to the ground. The Crowd let out an almighty gasp as they thought she was dead. She did however survive, and the young girl was launched out of the club by power hungry bouncers on an ego trip. Dean Blair, amazingly, did not allow her to go to hospital. Instead, he sent her back in to finish her nights work. The woman is finally thinking of hanging up her boots, but determination to raise at least a little extra than usual, so she can keep a bit to give to her old charities, is driving her forward.
"Hide ya change lad, the Old Footage Womans about!"
by GF March 26, 2007
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Missing white woman syndrome

The tendency of the news media to focus strongly on kidnap, rape or murder victims that are young, attractive, female and white while ignoring any similar victim that does not meet all four criteria. A notable example is the media focus on Jessica Lynch when her black squadmate Shoshana Johnson received no attention whatsoever. Nancy Grace is a prime perpetrator of the bias.
"Diagnosing 'Missing white woman syndrome'": Blog entry by CNN Correspondent Tom Forman on March 14, 2006.
by Benevolent Al November 23, 2007
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shrunken woman

A woman who has been shrunk down to a lesser height. The concept is often invoked for fetish pornographic purposes, wherein the shrunken woman is taken advantage of by the much larger man.
*zap* "get in my pants, you shrunken woman!"
by bigblackhole June 18, 2006
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ass woman

A Woman who appreciate a nice looking male buttocks. Some just enjoy watching them, some others enjoy rubbing them, and some more obsessed ones may enjoy kissing and licking them.
Woman A: Look at that guy, he is hot and even have nice ass.

Woman B: Yeah, he is good looking but I don't give a damn about his ass.

Woman A: Actually the first thing I notice of him was his nice butt lol

Woman B: You are such an ass woman!
by kira89 January 6, 2010
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Woman-Man

The kind of guy who appears to be male yet over-reacts to the slightest of relationship problems. Often cries or complains about girlfriends being deceitful for no reason. Generally manipulative emotionally. Tend to gossip. Will often shift emotions sporadically to place blame for a fathomed problem on their partner. Be very wary of the woman-man for he is often hard to spot until it is too late.
"OMG! He WON'T stop crying! I didn't even do anything!"
"Well, what did you expect?! He's a woman-man!"

"That guy is really cute!"
"Yeah, but be careful, ____ dated him and said he's a real woman-man."
by Ex-Victim January 17, 2010
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A Woman's Touch

by PyroManiaR34l April 17, 2021
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