Pity Tweet

When a person puts up their problems on twitter to get the pity of their followers. This can also be applied to facebook and other social networking sites.

"Did you guys read Dorothy's pity tweet? So fake."

Ex of a pity tweet:
"Everyone of my friends is mad at me. #imthevictim"

by Timune11 April 9, 2013

Teets

Teets describing someone who is so annoying or 'pez'

'wow, that guy is so drunk'
'yeah he only had one drink'
'teets'

by meowmeowmeow11 October 21, 2011

Tweeter

An Incorrectly pronounced form of "Twitter," usually used by those who haven't yet evolved from using AIM and are still getting used to the chat feature on Myspace.

"What site is that? Tweeter?"

"It's Twitter, asshole."

by Rachaelmalice April 13, 2010

tweet

sound that my lovely lil bird makes

tweet

by Audreys Secret Lover November 7, 2002

tweetheart

1. A person who is much loved in Twitter
2. A sweetie or any well-liked individual in Twitter

She is the tweetheart of my life.

by timlight January 30, 2010

tweenstache

a mustache on any aged guy that looks like the man does not know how to shave. a mustache but not intentionally.

He needs to shave his tweenstache. It's gross.

by curlsmcdurls November 13, 2007

Tweet Twat

A person who tweets way to much, usually about boring or every day activities that noone cares about

joe: yo did you follow that hot girl on twitter yet?
joe#2:yea dude, she tweets so much, like every 36 seconds. its so annoying.
joe: wow sounds like shes a tweet twat

by Johnnybertone November 30, 2011