Tweetard

A person who always posts retarded tweets.

Ray: Did you see Damo's latest post?
Mikey: Yeah, he's such a tweetard.

by Mikey The Comic December 16, 2009

teeth kiss

When in the throes of extreme passion, you bite/mash/
smash/press hard and/or touch your lover's teeth with your teeth. Serious sensual turn-on when implemented with a vengeance
but leaves no visible mark or damage- unlike a suck mark. Will rock him! A risky endeavor if you are a native Kentuckian or in-bred hillbilly.

"God! I love to teeth kiss Rick and mash his beautiful, white, straight, hard, shiny teeth with my orthodontically enhanced and whitened enamel-bits!"
"Teeth kiss me ruff and make me hot enuff' to do damage!"

by MiMimmmmmmm December 9, 2009

Tweet the Deets

To put the details of an event on twitter. A phrase coined by the comic genius of Tosh.0

I legally have to say that I did not smoke salvia on the show but after the show I'll tweet the deets.

by Hough G Sack September 25, 2010

Apply through your teeth

To euphamise one's skills and/or work ethic on a work application with the intent of having your application receive a more favorable consideration. It is an unwritten rule of applying for jobs, i.e., it is expected that you apply through your teeth. Remember, it's not lying - it's applying.

Question: How often have you skipped school: never, on occasion, only as much as everyone else does, or always?

Applicant: Hmm, let's see. Well, I do skip on occasion, so...

Friend: Dude, apply through your teeth. Tell them you never skip. That's what they're expecting you to say.

Applicant: Alright, next question.

Question: I disagree with others frequently. Strongly agree, agree, neutral, disagree, or strongly disagree?

Applicant: Wtf! It's a trick question >_<

by Trinadtsat Tomitsu August 10, 2006

pube teeth

getting a chicks pubes stuck in your teeth and mouth, and not realizing it till much later.

Yeah Baby, when I was leaving your house, I was talking to your mom, and I totally noticed I had pube teeth, how embarassing!

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

tweethead

1. A word that can be to describe certain people on twitter. People who tweet stupid, uninteresting mundain things. Similar to the meaning of:

-being a twit
-being a d*ckhead

or

2. A person who is addicted to Twitter, and twittering. Diehard twitters.

She can't even stop twittering to use the restroom or eat...tweets in her sleep. She is aciting like such a tweethead.

by Jamie AKA The Hussy Housewife June 17, 2009

skin teeth

word of jamaican origin meening to smile and show ones teeth

oswald made fifty brick and now he's skinin teet

skin teeth - smile

skin teeth - grin

by yadaddytdon January 6, 2009