pecker tweet

A tweet that includes images of a penis.

Anthony Weiner sure got in trouble over that pecker tweet.

by W. T. Effman December 8, 2011

My Tweets

Something you should turn into a book if I die.

Gina: If I die, turn my tweets into a book!

by JohnTheDork January 30, 2022

Dolores Corn Tweet

This phrase is to be used in response whenever a fandom for a specific piece of media is running out of things to say and they end up pointing out even the most minor of details that don't matter.

Fan: "Oh my god, I never noticed this character was taking 14 steps in this scene."
Everyone: "Dolores corn tweet."

by Kenepin July 18, 2022

tweet that!

The act of making a profound statement and then saying, "Tweet That!"...as if you have your Blackberry in your hand and posting a tweet of what you just said. Its like saying, "and you can take that to that bank!" at the end of a statement of purpose.

Jeff: Wesley, you going out tonight?
Wesley: Oh yeah, Tweet that!

by BadSon October 5, 2009

Tweeted

Being drunk or buzzed.

Fuck man, I'm tweeted.

by Redbeeerd August 9, 2018

Tweet

1) n.

Any post on the popular social media network Twitter. Said to contain showerthoughts, fancams, inspirational quotes, comedy gems, people's emotions, and all else.
2) v.
To send such a post on Twitter.

Dude, why did you tweet this? This is offensive af

by slaptheBASS June 21, 2020

tweet block

when you can’t think of anything to tweet about. it’s somewhat like the creative block artists get (art block).

common among jobless people

1: I don’t fucking know what to tweet
2: You probably have the dreaded tweet block

by footnqtes June 7, 2024