Conan Tweets

The act of tweeting indiscriminately and “not giving a shit.”

Damn man, your Conan tweets are depressing as shit, are you okay?

by I look like shalissa September 23, 2018

Etc. Tweets

When you yell something you would not say on twitter but want to say anyway in a large group of friends.
Generally it is vulgar stupid or funny.

Dave:I just took a shit!
Mike: i am sick of your stupid Etc. Tweets just shutup!

by definitleymaybe November 10, 2011

Selective tweets

A method of filtering what you want to go from twitter to facebook.

Selective tweets prevents copies for when I share things with apps.

by Ajw November 12, 2012

Tweeted

Being drunk or buzzed.

Fuck man, I'm tweeted.

by Redbeeerd August 9, 2018

pecker tweet

A tweet that includes images of a penis.

Anthony Weiner sure got in trouble over that pecker tweet.

by W. T. Effman December 8, 2011

Face-tweet

The posting of mundane information that is better suited to twitter

FB Post: I just had a ham sandwich for lunch
Comment: Dude, don't face-tweet me that boring shit!

by 1ezlife August 23, 2011

live tweet

Something people usually hashtag when they want you to know what's happening currently, right here, right now

"I think my boyfriend is trying to break up with me rn #Live Tweet"

by Dealwidit January 11, 2015