Topherific

A word to describe that something or someone is as awesome as a person named Christopher or Topher

Jenny was topherific at dancing on a pole tonight.

by topher_08 March 22, 2010

Torched

Extremely tired or fatigued

Person 1: "hey how are you dude?"
Person 2: "I'm torched man"

by Imoffended July 17, 2018

Guido torpedo

The car all Guidos drive. True Italians do not drive these cars, only the east coast trash. It can be one of two things: a domestic car that has been "riced out" (ex. 96' ford mustang with big chrome wheels, a body kit, noisy rattling exhaust, and huge rear spoiler), or an import with "muscle car" accesories (ex: honda accord painted red with black racing stripes, huge meaty rear tires, cowl inducted hood scoop, and side pipes. Sometimes painted with yellow flames). These types of cars are rarely combined.

guy: what the hell is making that sound?
guy2: fuckin guido torpedo just drove by.

by trallala September 26, 2009

torpedo

A half-handle, or about 750mL, of alcohol, usually vodka.

I have a black cherry torpedo in my room waiting to be drunk.

by claudiu April 17, 2007

The Angry Torpedo

to grunt and force a log of shit out of your ass with such ferocity that you get a splatter effect on the inside of the toilet (if done too forcefully you may get some kickback so be cautious when performing in stalls.) CAUTION!: do not attempt The Angry Torpedo when you have the drizzling shits as you may effectively blow your colon.

Man, I was feeding this chick a hot lunch last night, but I was so constapated that I shot off an Angry Torpedo by accident and took out her left eye.

by Stacker February 26, 2004

torchia

A mistake that you have made that has gone in your favor.

I just pulled a torchia.

by torchia May 13, 2005

torch

(derogatory) A ridiculous haircut, generally male, characterized by wannabe southern california beach bleach blonde hair styled fractally; an outgrown haircut's final hurrah necessitating excessive ammounts of gel and/or ill-advised pomade. A bold, albeit misplaced attempt to be a "pimp".

Torcher 1: "What's the dillio, beeotches?"
Anyone else: "Shine, torch!"

After the fact:
"Did you see that torch?"
"Yeah, makes a mullet look bitchin"

by cantstandya May 28, 2006