Targaryen tampon

The act of lighting the string of a tampon on fire resulting in a girl running and screaming.

“She really pissed me off so a gave her a Targaryen tampon”

by Paul Phinebaum June 4, 2021

jamaican tampon

using a dreadlock as a tampon

i forgot my tampon at home so i used my jamaican tampon

by queer cum guzzler December 7, 2022

spicy ghost tampon

ghost tampons is when a spooky B*,ch on her periodt and instead of using tampons she goes for the tapatío bottle and uses that instead no cap on

man leme tell you something idk how she got it in dere but i ain't eating tapatío no more that was half full man i wana go home i ain't never seen no spicy ghost tampon before

by beatybMonar July 21, 2021

hisoka.used.my.tampon

Hisoka.used.my.tampon, you are a literal goddess that I will gladly die and put myself through torture for. If this sounds obsessive I'm really sorry but I do get attached super easily. You were there for me 2 times already and I do wish you will open up to me more but I will not force you if you're not comfortable. I love how we have the same interests, how every time I see a text from Snapchat it's from you. It makes a smile creep onto my face, I love you alot (as a friend... unless) and I will gladly go through years of torture for you. I swear one day I will buy a mansion for you and treat you like a queen you are. My dear wife, Hisoka.used.my.tampon. -irma ♡

"Hisoka.used.my.tampon I love you so much♡"

by Vex Joestar August 26, 2021

Pull your tampon out

When you tell a girl to stop being a bitch. A Tampon is a weird ass cotton dick that girls shove up their pussy to soak blood when she is on the rag. It puts them in a bad mood because it's uncomfortable.

Becky pull your tampon out and stop complaining about the smallest of shit.

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! November 24, 2022

The French Tampon

When you soak your tampons in only the finest French champagnes. Such as a Salon Blanc de Blancs Le Mesnil-sur-Oger 2002. or a Pol Roger Sir Winston Churchill. Chilled is best, the champagne and the tampon.

"J'ai trempé mon tampon uniquement dans le meilleur champagne français" - How you tell people you are doing the French Tampon.

by Le Chatouilleur Français March 7, 2023

parachute tampon

1) an extra extra extra extra extra large tampons

2) made for fat women who have huge vaginas

3) and i mean huge

4) something that would probably be used in a james-bond style movie, but with a women

5) Something Rosie O'Donnel would use

6) almost used instead of the hoover dam

7) something you find is Ms. Jabba-the-hut's glove box.

"Hey i heard suzy had a really big vagina."

"Ya. She uses a parachute tampon."

"ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh. That's big."

by the fresh maker May 6, 2009