Horny Toad

A dude that will screw anyone or anything... aka creep, looser or freak

Horny toad dude: Hey your new at this school what you doing tonight wanna go to my place and screw?
New girl at school: Get lost creep!
Horny toad dude: Do you have a sister, does she wanna go to my place and screw?
New girl at school: Didn't I just tell you to get lost! Looser!!
Horny toad dude: How about a brother, does your brother wanna go to my place and screw?

New girl at school: What part of get lost don't you understand. Why don't you just go screw a blow up doll! You freak!!!

Horny toad dude: Well either you, your sister or brother wanna go to my place and screw my blow up doll with me?

Horny Toad by MyHappyLilBanana December 23, 2018

Blow Toad

The act of Farting while receiving fellatio.

Note; Blumpkin overrule blowing toad due to solid pieces of excrement being involved.

Dude i got this hot girl to go down on me, but then i dropped a blow toad. It ruined the night.

Blow Toad by thetoadanator December 28, 2011

fuck toad 

a term used to insult someone who exhibits undesierable behavior that reminds you of your frat boy friend who is permenantly drunk around campus.

When we went into the pub before we even sat down Chelsea was acting like such a fuck toad.

fuck toad by erin f. June 28, 2006

peep toad 

little fart that makes a little noise

Sam: I kinda farted
Jared: Sounds like a peep toad

peep toad by Jaseguin January 13, 2008

butt toad 

A nasty warty toad that lives up the bum of Stigmata Boy.

Butt Toads (toadus-arsus) live of cheese and cheese based products. They a reknown for talking complete crap, but been a rectal parasite that is hardly a stunning fact.

Some belive that a race of butt toad

"George Bush is breeding an army of Butt Toads up his own arse, when the time is right .. they will stike..."

butt toad by ~betamax~ October 12, 2004

Ocean Toad 

It is too obvious to mention.

Behold, an "Ocean Toad"

Ocean Toad by woodrowman November 26, 2010

Mr.Toad 

Mr.Toad is a noun for A man name Nima who is Persian and smells like change.

I was in the laundry mat and this guy came in who was musky and Persian and smelled like used change, he was what we call a Mr.Toad

Mr.Toad by Toxicpowder January 25, 2020