Cock and ball torture

The most retarded kink a man could ever had. Basically he likes getting hit in the balls.

Man: "Hey babe, grab the bat over there."
Woman: "For what?"
Man: "It's called 'cock and ball torture', I want you to hit me in the fucking balls because I'm retarded."

by yung kreme February 28, 2019

Torgo

Shaky servant of the Master. Has giant knees and perverted antics. Character from "Manos, The Hands of Fate", voted to be the absolute WORST MOVIE EVER on imdb.com

I am Torgo. I take care of the place while the master is away.

by Cyrus May 8, 2003

tulsa tornado

The act of holding on to a moving ceiling fan, surrounded by a circle of friends, and proceeding to slap them in the face with your member.

Murphy was so wasted last night...he gave the whole party a Tulsa tornado. The aftermath was devestating.

by Murph turf March 5, 2009

torbjorn main

A old midget that likes to get play of the game by jerking off and pressing Q to make his turret op af

Mercy: Fucking torbjorn
Torbjorn: haha I'm a torbjorn main cause I have cancer .....:)

by Jeff Kaplan is bea June 14, 2017

Cock and Ball Torture

An activity commonly practiced at preschools

My 5-year-old did not get his Cock and Ball Torture from Miss tawtyraniugnas

by IhaveHIV December 31, 2020

tories

Tories is the colloquial word for supporters of the conservative party in the UK. Historically, the word Tory has also been used for those who support the British monarchy.

It is derived from the middle irish word "tóraidhe", meaning outlaw, robber and pursuit.

Its use is considered abusive, specially if it's used by opponents of the party.

They have been lifelong tories, so it's no suprise they supports the conservatives.

by Ernestine Lemmingway November 3, 2007

Torgover

Having an extreme mental and physical sluggishness due to a severe hangover

"Oh man, I drank so much last night I am totally Torgovered"

"I have a serious torgover"

by Chesticles May 16, 2012